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Sunday, September 25, 2005

 

Worlds Smallest Penis Contest

Funnily enough, this one might just pass as safe for work because there’s really nothing in it that is both obscene and large enough to be visible. 🙂

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83 Responses to “Worlds Smallest Penis Contest”

  1. Orbcnebsite Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Poor guys.

  2. TaylorR Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    damn i feel bad! i love my dick size now mand i looooooove mines

  3. Black Man Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Damn i’m black and proud and 20 and i’m 9.2 inches long, those guys lives are fucked up

  4. Lil child Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    ahahaha..
    they make me feel good

  5. miles g Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 1:03 am

    i understnd his small dick, but, where’s his balls?

  6. miles g Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 1:04 am

    i understand the dick but wheres his balls?

  7. joe willow Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 12:35 am

    haha… youve all got tiny cocks you trannys 😆

  8. I'mSmallTo Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    I’m 38 & allmost 39 My dick is only about 3 & a half to a 4″ & to all you 11,12,13 year- olds yours shuld grow to about 5 & a half to 6inch thats normal but if you can understand what Fragile X is some think some man are born with & be corse we have this problem our dicks don’t grow as big as a normal man but can you man with a large dick stay up for 1 & a Half Hrs if not longer?? we can!!! we don’t have to have as much Blood flow to stay up you can only go for about 15 to 20minits so I gess us man with the smaller dicks can pleser for loooooonger even if we can not penetrate deeper so have a loong hard think about what your partner wuld like better ( Deeper or Longer )

    Ps I know my spelling sucks LOL

  9. I'mSmallTo Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Hay joe willow how small is yours you sound like someone who only has a dick the size of a SPLINTER don’t tease others if your even smaller but too gutless to admit it.

  10. BIG DICK MAN Says:
    July 18th, 2009 at 6:33 am

    I have a torpedo dick 😀 small fags take drugs for it

  11. Sara Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Your dicks may be bigger than those guys but why are a group of guys watch other guys naked.
    You are all gay!

  12. jack brown (feltham) Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 am

    i wish my penies was that big i feel embarest.:(

  13. lovebug Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Hey, the person that commented named Yourmother. You like checking out your little cousins dick, pervert

  14. dil Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    that shit is fuked up

  15. jack morley Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 3:01 am

    my dick is the smallest, 3.25 inches hard. wheres my crown?

  16. brad elsworth Says:
    September 17th, 2009 at 1:41 am

    hi am brad elsworth, i am 19 years old from askew, northyorkshire, size dont matter i am 2.3 inches hard, and proud of it, i know i cant satisfy women in anyway possible but i dont care………

  17. Fenrirr Says:
    September 27th, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Oh my lord…….. I swear to god i felt uncomfortable about my own nob after seeing that. Looked like mine was over grown or somthing =_= and to think 7 inches is just above average

  18. apples Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    These guys are pornstars compared to my tiny ass penis

  19. shieeet Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    HOLY FUCK! THERE NOTHING THERE! WHAT HOLY CRAP?!!

  20. just watch and die Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    hello

  21. 211 Steel Reserve Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    its funny how everyone brags about how long they are. whenever i have sex with a girl they want a guys dick to be long AND thick. its not just about size either. its also if you know how to use it. and how long you can last in bed. im 18 years old, 11 inches long 3 inches thick diameter when hard. i know how to use it. and i usually last about an hour. and after i post this everyone is gonna brag that theyre bigger than me.

  22. laurel Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 8:02 am

    AHH, oh my god, they are small arn’t they
    but guyssss, it isnt about the size of the boat, its about the motion in the ocean!!!!

  23. who Says:
    October 4th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    im not even gonna say anything about my size. but it really is funny that everyone who commented on this blog took the time to look up worlds smallest dick. and of course your gonna be bigger than they are. its the worlds smallest dick competition.

  24. marcus34 Says:
    October 8th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    all them were at least 185-250 pounds overweight if they would lose all of that fat they would gain 3-6 inches not including their erections

  25. DRAGO Says:
    October 10th, 2009 at 2:57 am

    haha i was thinking -_- my cock its small well its 14cm but idk i was thinking that was small xD jajaja now i think its huge xD

  26. Adzmannn Says:
    October 12th, 2009 at 12:50 am

    Wow those Penis’s r huge
    wish i had one that big

  27. fuk ya Says:
    October 17th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    BAHAHAH USE HAV THE SMALLEST DIKS I HAVE EVER SEEN AND THE REST OF U ALL HAV PINS ASWELL MINES 17.5 INICHES ON FLOP AND IAM 6 MOUNTHS OLD USE SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED FUKIN IDOITS

  28. Re donkulous Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    Seriously peeps, my dead cat has a bigger dick than all of you put together. To everyone comparing- the fact you feel the need to compare, as suggested by Freud means that you have a small dick and need to feel better about it. To the freaky deaky checking out his cousins weenis “what the fucking fuck man!!!!!!!”. You are all boy loving, penis checking freaks that have small weenises and need every bit of confidence you can get. Everyone knows I have the biggest dick anyway way bigger than King Kong’s.

  29. Charlse Waine tadcaster grammer school Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 7:59 am

    wow there pretty big compared to me 🙂 🙂 🙂

  30. badger Says:
    November 10th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Suddenly I don’t feel so bad being a little above average but that being said I won’t make fun your born the way your born…Some women I suppose will really care but to some women it won’t matter so I feel that they’ll find happiness somewhere. I credit them for having balls though I wouldn’t show that bad boy off I don’t now and still won’t…..

  31. badger Says:
    November 10th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Alyssa is right though above all guys are insecure about there package I’ll admit it…

  32. Dating Resources Says:
    November 16th, 2009 at 5:06 am

    Gdenly I don’t feel so bad being a little above average but that being said I won’t make fun your born the way your born…Some women I suppose will really care but to some women it won’t matter so I feel that they’ll find happi

  33. automotive resources Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    I don’t feel so bad being a little above average but that being said I won’t make fun your born the way your born…Some women I suppose will really care but to some women it won’t matter so I feel that they’ll find happier. Agreed

  34. moonbuggy Says:
    November 30th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

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