Smurfette’s Secret
`It’s bothered me for years …
… I’m talking about the Smurfs, of course. You know — those little blue people on TV.
They’re not normal people, are they? I mean, besides being blue and all. There’s something … different about them.
Think about it: There is ONE, count her, ONE female in the whole bunch. All the rest are male. There is ONE, count him, ONE, adult male in the whole bunch.
I’m not exactly a scientist, but I do have some science training. And you don’t really have to have much to see that, even though they look like little blue people, there’s some kind of profoundly different life cycle going on there.
And I think I’ve figured it out.’
