My Pussy Whistle
`I think everyone needs one. They have several uses. The obvious reason is to call your lover. Male or female, either come and get it, or bring it here. Call an exotic dancer to your table. Get the bartenders attention to get another drink, blow it at idiot drivers, give it to your best friend, give one to everyone at a bachelor or bachelorette party and then hit the town blowing your whistle. The uses are endless, I’m sure you can think of some. Mostly they are fun and I am the only person in the world making them. You can collect them, each one is different.’
