Shitty Stories
`I was riding an overnight ferry in Greece a couple summers ago with a large group, mostly made up of flaky girls. Since we were stuck on the ferry till morning with nothing to do most of the group decided to get tomorrow’s showering out of the way tonight. A particular clique of the dumb girl posse convinced the tour guide to allow them to use her room to shower as it was one of few with a functioning shower. Apparently, the girls had decided they were only going to shit once on the trip because all of them went into the tour guide’s bathroom and laid monstrous loads. The only problem with that was that they had not realized that you can NOT flush toilet paper in the toilets on these ferrys. [..]’
