Turn your Champagne into a DEADLY weapon!!!!
`We’ve had some complaints lately about Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories not being sufficiently evil. (Too many projects that are “safe” and “legal.” Blah blah blah.)
Today we’re going to fix that by helping you to turn your New Year’s Champagne into a DEADLY weapon!!!!
(Just in case you were wondering: Yes, four exclamation marks are required.)’
