USARPS League
`In a perfect world, there would be no need for this introduction. It is a humbling task to present a sport as old as humankind itself, the grandness of which dwarfs the pyramids. How best can one introduce Rock Paper Scissors, the sport that needs no introduction?
Perhaps I should start by first introducing myself. My name is Master Roshambollah, and I am considered by many to be the greatest professional Rock Paper Scissors player in the history of the sport.’
