Stupid Tie-Ins
`Another product connected to Mr. T, the king of over-exposure. One day I’ll have to write an article about this guy and his paralyzingly insane line of merchandise, but for now we’ll settle with just a couple of items. First up is the Chia Mr. T: a rubber head in which you put seeds. After a while, you will see a green mohawk grow from the scalp of your favourite bad-ass!’