AOL Admits 40% of Subscribers Don’t Have Computers
`Leading internet provider America Online (AOL) has confirmed a stunning statistic leaked by a dissatisfied employee last week, in documents sold to Fox News for an undisclosed sum.
“While we vigorously condemn the illegal theft of internal company documents, we must admit that they are in fact authentic,” said a grim-looking Joe Redley, AOL’s chief marketing officer. “Further, the facts as stated in the memos recently released to news organizations are in fact true; namely, that it does appear that a sizeable percentage of AOL subscribers do not, in fact, possess computers.”‘
