moonbuggy

`I’ll fuck you in the ass, motherfucker!’

A series of photos of some guys house.

Role playing nerd verse the police.

(8meg .wmv)

`goatse.cx used to be the best shock site in the world until it was abusively shut down. This page is a tribute to this amazing piece of Internet folklore. [..]

The following pictures and animations have been taken here and there on the Internet. I have not yet given proper credit to the various authors, but this will come when I have some time. Enjoy.’

`Here are some words that have been going through my head lately

Not safe for work. 🙂

In 1954 Scientists built a model of what a computer would look like 50 years later.

`With teletype interface and the Fortran language, the computer will be easy to use [..]’

My computer looks just like it, except the Australian model is right-hand drive.

Update: Apparently, the caption is innacurate and it’s a mock-up of a submarine control panel. Oh well. 🙂

`This is an online viewer, with which you can view PDF and PostScript files as browsable images and Word documents as web pages. Given a URL on the net or a file on your computer, the viewer will try to retrieve the document, convert it and show it to you. No plugin software is required.’

`The third annual ArtBots: The Robot Talent Show was held in New York City this past weekend, and it showcased some of the best and most creative applications of modern robotics that make or are themselves art.’

more artbots.

`Fear of a ghost who knocks on doors and wafts the scent of aftershave lotion along corridors has forced a prestigious college for statisticians in the Indian capital to close.’

`See examples of extreme coastal change in the photo pairs below. For each pair, the upper photo was taken by the USGS on July 17, 2001 and the lower photo was taken by the USGS on September 17 after Ivan’s landfall.’

`One player from each team became involved in a heated argument as they were heading for the locker room after coming off in the closing minutes. After the final whistle blew, Djerv players went berserk.

The Hetlevik goalkeeper was chased home, and three girls, the youngest aged 11, were subjected to crude sexual insults from some of the Djerv players. Some spectators were threatened with rape.’

`Midwest Airlines canceled a flight ready to take off for San Francisco after a passenger found Arabic-style handwriting in the company’s in-flight magazine and alerted the crew. [..]

The writing was in Farsi, the language used in Iran, said airline spokeswoman Carol Skornycka. She said she didn’t know exactly what the writing said but was similar to a prayer, “something of a contemplative nature.”‘

`Two brothers serving in the military and a third man exploded a small bomb inside a McDonald’s because they were angry over a bad milkshake, officials said. [..]

Investigators say the men mixed toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil in a plastic soda bottle as they sat at a table Friday evening near the restaurant’s restrooms. They then capped the bottle, put it on the table and left before it exploded at 10:45 p.m. Friday. A customer sitting 10 feet away wasn’t hit by the splashing chemicals.’

`It happened around 4pm Monday on West Gray at Shepherd. That’s where a man drove pulled into a parking lot, got out, walked over to some nearby trees and started to urinate.

Police say a female security guard walked up to him and informed him that he could get a ticket for public urination. It didn’t take long for an argument to start and escalate to violence.’

`In a September 17 article in the journal Science, Pennycook and colleagues wrote that they have achieved an image resolution at 0.6 angstrom, breaking the previous record of 0.7 angstrom which the lab set earlier this year.’

`A bug in a Microsoft system compounded by human error was ultimately responsible for a three-hour radio breakdown that left hundreds of aircraft aloft without guidance on Tuesday, [..]

[..] a Microsoft-based replacement for an older Unix system needed to be reset every thirty days ‘to prevent data overload’, as a result of problems found when the system was first rolled out. However, a technician failed to perform the reset at the right time and an internal clock within the system subsequently shut it down.’

Slashdot suggests this bug is the cause.

`Police fear a new horror date rape drug has been used in Swansea for the first time. A woman may have been knocked out after smoking a cigarette which had been dipped in body embalming fluid.’

`Students for an Orwellian Society (SOS) is a nationwide student group. Although SOS has always been a nationwide student group, there is evidence to suggest that it first appeared at Columbia University. The mission of SOS is to promote the vision of a society based upon the principles of Ingsoc, first articulated by George Orwell in his prophetic novel, 1984.’

`Enter your dreadfully boring first and last names, and the Generator will give you your exciting new Smurf Name!!’

Call me Hoochie Smurf.

`Starting bid: US $150,000.00′

with pictures.

`Microwave weapons that cause pain without lasting injury are to be issued to American troops in Iraq for the first time as concern mounts over the growing number of civilians killed in fighting.’

`Seven people were killed and more than 100 injured in Pakistan during the annual kite flying festival marking the arrival of spring, officials said today.

An 18-month-old girl’s throat was cut by a stray kite string while she was travelling with her parents on a motorbike, witnesses said, adding that she died on the spot.’

“What seems to be the problem?” asks the doc.

“It’s… um… well… I have five penises.” replies the man.

“Blimey!” says the doctor, “How do your trousers fit?”

“Like a glove.”

Various flash puzzle games.

`State investigators want to know how inmates on work crews built an underground fort outside the perimeter fence of a medium-security prison in Spartanburg County.

[..] the inmates used the structure during “downtimes” to lift weights and socialize. Investigators think it was built about two weeks ago.’

`More than a thousand pounds of pork processed at a Sioux Center meatpacking plant was recalled Saturday because a microchip could be embedded in the meat. [..]

The animals, processed September 10, were part of a research herd that had been sent to slaughter without the proper notification that they had the chips implanted, [..]’

`Hungry sheep on the Yorkshire moors have taught themselves to roll 8ft (3m) across hoof-proof metal cattle grids – and raid villagers’ valley gardens.’

`A school principal in central Quebec says he worries the marijuana harvest is keeping his students out of the classroom.

Claude Bernier says the teenagers he’s talking about are not smoking pot—they’re being hired by drug dealers to cut it down.’