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`Porn-users are more than twice as likely to vote Green compared with the general population, according to the preliminary findings of a new Australian study.’

`A nurse’s assistant who admitted to ripping out a patient’s fingernails at a hospital here told the police she also mutilated the fingers or toes of four other patients.

Akemi Sato, 30, was arrested Saturday on suspicion of inflicting bodily injury. She worked at the Jujo Hospital via a temp agency. She told the police she used tweezers to rip out patients’ fingernails and toenails to alleviate stress brought on by not getting along with her co-workers.’

`A mother repeatedly stabbed her 10-year-old son in the arm with a steak knife, allegedly because he and his brother destroyed her favorite stuffed animal, police said. [..]

The boy’s stepfather, Steven Weiner, 48, was arrested and charged with a felony count of criminal liability. He is accused of holding the young boy on the floor during the stabbing, police said.’

`The deliveryman brought a pizza to a Kissimmee address Sunday night, said Dearmas, only to find no one home.

He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.

In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.

The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.’

`The bride’s uncle pulled a pistol on the groom and best man, who were role-playing as pirates during a wedding reception at the Bounty Lounge late Saturday night, police said.’

`”I am not a playboy. I just love seeing beautiful women,” Kamaruddin Mohammed, 72, was quoted as saying by the New Straits Times newspaper. [..]

“I don’t like flings. I also don’t believe in marrying more than one woman at a time,” he told the Times.’

`A guide to defending yourself against Fundamentalist Christians’

`A drug suspect who eluded capture in Maine and Colorado was captured Monday when he hopped into a car, cranked the engine and went nowhere because the wheels were lifted off the ground for repairs.’

`A drive-by shooting suspect has died two days after accidentally shooting himself in the head, police said Monday.’

`Two women have been identified as carrying a mutant gene that is immune to HIV/AIDS, the first such cases uncovered in China, a researcher said.’

`Influential American evangelist Pat Robertson said Monday that Evangelical Christians feel so deeply about Jerusalem, that if President George W. Bush were to “touch” Jerusalem, Evangelicals would abandon their traditional Republican leanings and form a third party.

Evangelical Christians – estimated at tens of millions of Americans – overwhelmingly support Bush for his pro-Israel policies [..]’

`Eyewitnesses said 12-year-old Iman al Hums and two other girls were wearing school uniforms when Israeli troops opened fire on them in Rafah at the southern edge of the Gaza Strip.

An Israeli army spokesman said the girl entered a closed area and had to be killed.

The same spokesman said soldiers thought the girl was carrying a bomb on her back, prompting them to shoot and kill here.’

`[..] But it was nothing like the leeches she used to pull off her legs after swimming in the local pond.

One difference was its size. When stretched out, it was about a foot long, with a sucker on one end and a pointy head on the other.

And unlike other leeches, it didn’t like water.’

Giant Land Leeches of Doom.. 🙂

‘A coroner ruled the death of a Western Slope man a homicide on Monday after determining two hospitals improperly decided the man was brain dead to allow the removal of his organs.

Montrose County Coroner Mark Young said Montrose Memorial Hospital and St. Mary’s Hospital did not follow “accepted medical standards” last month in determining William Rardin, 36, brain dead after shooting himself.’

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`Traffic analysis conduct[ed] as part of a European Tier 1 Service Provider field trial has shown that P2P traffic volumes are atleast double that of http during the peak evening periods and as much as tenfold at other times’

‘A motorist in France went a little faster than he wanted when he claimed his cruise control got stuck, leaving him barreling down a busy highway at 120 mph and forcing police to help clear a route.

[..] He couldn’t cut the ignition, he said, because his car has a magnetic card instead of a key.’

`Communism was a “necessary evil” that God allowed to happen in the 20th century in order to create opportunities for good after its demise, Pope John Paul says in his new book.’

`It’s the ultimate trolley dash. Wacky Andy Tyler sits in a 50mph shopping cart after fitting a jet engine.

Its metal glows red hot at temperatures up to 600°C, so he has to sit with his back to a heat shield.’

with pictures.

`Helpless, tormented parents of Dhandevi, who had hanged herself to death on September 24, after being raped, have declared to commit suicide on October 15, in front of the DM office, to protest the working (read the lack of it) of the Hariyawa police.’

`For the first time since 1999, serious crime took a holiday Monday in Chicago.

Police Superintendent Phil Cline says none of the city’s nearly three (m) million citizens got shot. And nobody was murdered.

Cline says he was amazed to wake up yesterday and find no news of any overnight shootings or killings.’

‘A Romanian surgeon has been suspended after allegedly cutting a patient’s penis into several pieces.

He was supposed to be operating on the man to lower a testicle into his scrotum when he accidentally cut the urinary channel.

It’s reported the surgeon then lost his temper and cut the man’s penis into several pieces.’
Italics are mine. Never piss off a surgeon, I s’pose. 🙂

`Police handcuffed and arrested an 8-year-old boy after a fight and charged him with misdemeanor battery and criminal mischief.

First grader Isaac Sutton was arrested Monday by a Tallahassee police officer after a fight with a 10-year-old boy in his neighborhood. A police report says Isaac punched and slapped the other boy during an argument. The victim’s mother called police.’

`A Bedford couple named their baby son Drew Peacock before realising it sounded rude.

The baby’s father Russell said he only twigged it when he put it in an internet search engine looking for famous namesakes, and was asked: Do you mean Droopy Cock?’

`the good, bad, and ugly of celebrity plastic surgery’

`Four women have contacted police after being persuaded to stand topless in their windows or balconies so that a satellite could give them a mammogram.

The women, aged between 19 and 45, living in the Algarve, southern Portugal, were all contacted by telephone by a woman claiming to be a doctor.’

`Sure, Tom’s not gay, but see if you can tell which one of these movies stars Tom Cruise and which one is a gay porn movie. It’s harder than it should be.’

‘So you’ve got two penises – all guys should be so lucky. Life is good. Or so the other guys think. But being biphallic – i.e., having two cocks – isn’t a piece of cake. You never have a free hand when jacking off. You go through condoms and lube twice as fast. And you have to take twice as much Viagra to get them up.’

`Now, for the first time, a Hollywood feature film — the zombie movie “Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis” — has gained access to the infamous site.’

`… was composed completely of those glow-in-the-dark light sticks in various colors, sizes, and shapes — plus a couple of small plastic pumpkins (strategically placed) and a red, translucent, pen is-shaped rubber thingie to go in front of my thingie (and make me street legal).’

with pictures.

`Could you be raising a criminal? Acts of violence don’t come out of nowhere, and every parent should be aware of the clues along the way. For the most violent of criminals, there are warning signs that often start in childhood. Below is a list of the 14 most common traits of serial killers.’

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