Man sentenced for open lewdness
`The person who reported the vehicle told police the driver was slouched in the seat “staring at the young girls playing soccer in the front of the school,” according to court documents. [..]
“He was very nervous, wearing loose fitting shorts with no other clothing, and he had a tremendous amount of Vaseline covering his entire body and the interior of his vehicle,” Lansdale police officer George Johnson wrote in the criminal complaint.’
