The Art of Masturbating in Class
`Masturbating in class. A practice that for many years college students have considered an urban legend. “How do you do it without anyone seeing you?” How do you do it without anyone hearing you?” And most importantly, “What do you do with the, you know, stuff, when you are done?” Well, I am here to answer these questions and more for all of you horny scholars who have to walk back to your dorm with a huge boner because you have been staring at the girl in front of you’s thong for the last 50 minutes and don’t know how to unload the gun in class.’
