100 Funniest Jokes of All Time
`Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he�d like to eat. “I�ll have some fuckin� French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin� French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I don�t know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely don�t want the fuckin� French toast.”‘
