Britney’s dogfight with Paris
`The unkind would call it the battle of the bitches – referring to the dogs, of course.
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are now exchanging claw marks not over their fame, beauty or money – but about their pet chihuahuas.
Singer Britney says the hotel heiress’s pet Tinkerbell looks like a dog’s breakfast. Her own three pooches – Bit Bit, Lacy Loo and Lucky – are far better turned out, she claims.’
Obviously, they’re both retards.