Naked man chases off burglar
`A naked man saw off a burglar who broke into his flat above The Lamb Inn at Hungerford, on Saturday – and even flung the would-be thief across the bonnet of his getaway car after chasing him into the street. [..]
The offender is 5ft 9ins, pudgy, with bad acne and dark hair.
He may well also be bruised after his scuffle with the naked man. [..]’
