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Saturday, August 6, 2005

 

NatWest issues cash card to Dick Head

`God alone knows what NatWest customer Chris Lancaster has done to offend the bank’s card issuing department, but it recently sent him a new cash card on which he is gloriously identified as “Dick Head”.

Or rather, his new title in full is Mr C Lancaster Dick Head, prompting the 18-year-old Essex man to lament to UK tabloid the Sun: “I know I’ve been overdrawn a few times and got a few �30 charges but I�ve done nothing to deserve this.”

Mr Lancaster is, of course, merely the latest victim of the great British pastime of “Let’s stick something abusive on the cash card/electric bill/council tax demand”. We are reminded of the outraged old chap – quite possibly a highly-decorated war hero if the Sun was reporting it – who got a bill from his local town hall addressed to “A Cunt”.’




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