Your Mom Jokes
I like the geek ones. 🙂
`Your mom’s weight is modeled by the summation of a diverging sequence. [..]
Your Mom is so fat that she makes neighboring carbons split into 5 peaks on her NMR spectrum. [..]
If your mom was a polar solute then intelligence would be a non-polar solvent. [..]
If your mom’s intelligence were a shell script, it’d be commented out. [..]
The shortest distance between your mom and any given person is 50 cents.’