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Thursday, November 24, 2005

 

Why I Wear the Brown Ribbon

`Because diarrhea affects over 30 million Americans every day, and because I am one of them.

Because just like AIDS and breast cancer, diarrhea can only be conquered by self-righteous fashion accessories.

Because I thought �outside the bun� for lunch yesterday and had to make two separate stops on my way back to the office.

Because diarrhea doesn�t care whether you�re black, white, young, old, male, female, gay or totally gay.’




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