Why I Wear the Brown Ribbon
`Because diarrhea affects over 30 million Americans every day, and because I am one of them.
Because just like AIDS and breast cancer, diarrhea can only be conquered by self-righteous fashion accessories.
Because I thought �outside the bun� for lunch yesterday and had to make two separate stops on my way back to the office.
Because diarrhea doesn�t care whether you�re black, white, young, old, male, female, gay or totally gay.’