Cheap Vibrator!
A while ago I put some Amazon ads on a few of my pages. I decided it would be hilarious to sell dildos over the internet. Then I could legitimately make up business cards that said “Dildo Salesman” and it would be the funniest thing ever.
That’s right – the funniest thing, ever!
Anyway, I was playing around with it again tonight, and I noticed some of the vibrators were on sale for only 99c. So, if you’ve ever wanted a vibrator but couldn’t afford one, now is your chance to get one cheap AND help me fulfill my dream of becomming a peddler of sexual devices. Go on, you know you want to. 🙂