`Human Upgrades would have never been at the top without precise keeping its philosophy which is TOP QUALITY, TOP SERVICES and TOP EXPERTS. Human Upgrades does not take any compromises or anything which is not the best. For every person in Human Upgrades there is just one level of quality and it is the top one.’
I can’t decide between the Palmclit or the Multinipple. Definately don’t want the Cuntongue tho. 🙂
`A giant brothel set to cater for tens of thousands of football fans at next year’s World Cup in Germany is opening its doors in Berlin.
Built just yards from the main stadium, its owner believes the three-storey Artemis brothel will be a big hit with World Cup visitors.
Norman Jacob, lawyer for the private investor who wishes to remain anonymous, said: “Football and sex go together extremely well.”‘
`So you’re likely wondering what swanksigns is about. Well, it’s really quite simple. See, I have a fairly strange love of odd and off-kilter street signs, which are just begging to be mocked. Some of the signs in the site are downright bizarre – they certainly make you wonder what was going on in the minds of those people designing these signs.
swanksigns is nothing more than a huge gallery of these oddities.’
`A Canadian man has been acquitted of raping a woman after the judge ruled that he was asleep during the attack. [..]
He was charged with sexual assault, but at the trial, sleep experts and psychiatrists testified he suffered from sexsomnia.
Similar to sleepwalking, sexsomnia is when a person has sex while they are still asleep.
The judge accepted the argument.’
`Unsettling times are boom times. The government is spending billions of dollars subsidizing R&D for technologies that both threaten privacy, like video surveillance and data mining, and those that protect it, like encryption, network security, and anonymization applications. VCs and Wall Street are spending billions more. Private corporations, increasingly concerned for the safety of their operations and data (think about those empty office towers in downtown New Orleans) have joined the security frenzy. Spending projections echo the dotcom predictions that once poured forth so liberally from research firms like Forrester and Jupiter: a $400 million-security sensor market for 2005; an $800 million video analysis market by 2009; $10 billion for biometrics and $36 billion for physical security technology (such as body armor and explosives screening) by 2007. The industry is thought to be worth up to $200 billion today.’
`One British man in 11 has paid for sex, according to a study that appears today in Sexually Transmitted Infections, a specialist journal.
The findings are based on two national surveys on sexual habits, conducted among 6000 British men aged 16-44 in 1990 and among 4700 in 2000.
In 1990, 5.6 per cent of the men said they had paid for sex at some point during their lives, with 2 per cent saying they had done this within the previous five years, and 0.5 per cent within the previous year.
A decade later, the comparable figures were nearly double.’
`Convicted Australian drug trafficker Van Tuong Nguyen showed courage going to his death at the gallows in Singapore, his lawyer Lex Lasry, QC, said today. [..]
The 25-year-old was hanged at Changi at 6am local time (9am AEDT), while his mother Kim grieved with friends and relatives at a nearby church at the scheduled time of the hanging. [..]
Prime Minister John Howard criticised the Singapore Government’s “clinical” refusal to let Nguyen’s mother hug her son one last time before his execution.’
`Nipple warmers are a wonderful novelty gift that will be talked about for ever more. Made in New Zealand from real Eco Fur – as seen in Playboy Magazine and discussed in “New Scientist”. See Below. Possum Fur Nipple warmers are a functional luxury… or a fun novelty. (place them inside bra, fur towards nipple- toasty and warm) and these are a great novelty no matter what climate you live in.’
`Collection of 50+ free file hosting from 10MB to 2GB that do not require registration, with detailed of file size limit, download limit and file life. Keep it for future reference.’
This is where I am keeping it for future reference. Right here. 🙂
`Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.
Passers-by were reportedly too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.
They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.’
I don’t know why they’ve put quote marks around ‘kills dog’ in the title. The dog was definately killed, since it says further down the page:
`They literally gutted the dog’.
’11/28 13:38 COM [EMP#] WHAT A IDIOT…..I THINK HE IS ABUSING THE SYSTEM…BUT…WITH SO MANY CHANGES I TOLD HIM THAT NOMORE ECHANGES ON PRESELLS..[EMP NAME]’
There’s also the original forum post by the fellow that was called an idiot.
`The farce-faced Peter Pan is suspected of flying anti-depressants and painkillers from America to Bahrain where he is living. It is believed the drugs were obtained with fake prescriptions.
The rag reports that “traces of cocaine were found on Michael Jackson’s underwear during a police raid” and, if the allegations are true, the one time king of pop cold face 20 years behind bars.’
[sings] Ding fries are done.. Ding fries are done.. Ding fries are done.. Ding fries are done..
`I was studying the C# language one day and thought back to earlier in my career. Back then I was learning the assembly language for a little 8 bit Hitachi CPU (the 6303) in order to control a small thermal printer. With the right control codes you could get the printer to display a custom message on the LCD. Then I was walking by the HP Laser printer in the office and wondered if I could do the same here. Once I uncovered the Printer Job Language Reference from HP, I realized this could be fun. After all, who would not get a kick out of a printer with the message “TOUCH ME” on the LCD?’
With source code. I might give this a try, just for fun. 🙂
`Are 20 movie channels on demand just not enough?
Do constant reruns of “I Love the ’80s” on VH1 have you ready to gouge out your eyeballs?
Then come to Al Jessup’s house — where his 5,000-plus radio and television stations from around the world beamed in by his 12 satellite dishes are bound to keep you entertained somehow.’
`Police Officer Kenneth Fleming has cost the City of Philadelphia and an insurance company nearly $1 million in legal settlements.
In one case alone, $750,000 was paid to settle a suit brought by a minister who was nearly paralyzed when Fleming threw him to the ground at Philadelphia International Airport.
Fleming has been suspended for punching a court officer in front of a sitting judge, and for performing a strip search in public. He’s been called a liar by the Police Department’s own internal investigators.
And, yet, the 24-year veteran of the force remains on the job.’
`Prostitutes as old as 70 continue to work in rural Australia, pushed out of the cities due to strong competition from younger and more attractive sex workers, the author of a study said on Tuesday. [..]
The research, by John Scott of the University of New England, examined prostitution in rural areas of New South Wales state. He found the sex industry has flourished in rural towns, with many prostitutes making regular visits.
“I’ve likened some of them to traveling musicians, in that some of them might be based in metropolitan centers and they go out and travel — they tour the bush,” Scott told Reuters.’
This is very gory and probably not safe for work.
Here’s your war on terror, you cunts.
`A leading psychologist has dismissed as “offensive” and “insane” a policy adopted by Qantas and Air New Zealand’s not to seat men next to unaccompanied children.
The policy came to light when an Auckland man, Mark Worsley, was asked to shift seats on a Qantas flight because an unaccompanied child had been assigned the seat next to his.
“At the time I was so gobsmacked that I moved. I was so embarrassed and just stewed on it for the entire flight,” Mr Worsley, a 37-year-old father of two-year-old twins, told the New Zealand Herald.’
This is pretty disgusting. People seem to like to play pranks on each other while they’re on they toilet. If a friend did this to me there’d be trouble.
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`A local mother is behind bars, accused of pouring bleach over macaroni and cheese and trying to serve it to her family for dinner. [..]
O’Donnell’s daughter said she smelled bleach, tasted the dinner and then spit it out once she realized what it was.’
`She’s one in a million. Well, technically, I guess she’s sort of two in a million. That is, she has two vaginas, two uteruses and two cervixes.
On the other hand, J’s uterus didelphys – the technical name for her matching lady bits – is, according to one of the many gynecologists who’ve poked around down there over the years, literally one in a million. In and around there, anyway.
“It’s really, really rare,” J proudly explains. “There are more cases of women having just two wombs or just two vaginas or two cervixes, but I’ve got the whole kit times two.”
Well, except the clitoris.
“Are you kidding?” laughs J. “If I had two clits, I’d never leave the house!”‘
`O’Meara’s love of a good joke was well-known in West Hartford. Courant columnist Ken Cruickshank wrote in 1976 of a practical joke O’Meara once played on local police. O’Meara dragged a friend who had passed out from too many martinis onto a Ridgewood Road lawn, strapped a parachute to his back, and called local police, telling them “something fell out” of an airplane “and it landed on a lawn near my house.”‘
`Fishermen from both sides of the Irish border netted an unexpected early Christmas present, hauling in bottles of cream liqueur near the English coast, a drinks company said.
The bottles of Carolans Irish Cream liqueur were part of a consignment of 8,000 bottles lost last month when a container was swept overboard in a storm in the Bay of Biscay.
The fishermen’s nets brought up the bottles in special presentation packs that had been destined for the Christmas market in Spain — so they scored not only a tipple but also the glasses from which to drink it.’
`The Universal Theory of Gravity is often taught in schools as a “fact,” when in fact it is not even a good theory.
First of all, no one has measured gravity for every atom and every star. It is simply a religious belief that it is “universal.” Secondly, school textbooks routinely make false statements. For example, “the moon goes around the earth.” If the theory of gravity were true, it would show that the sun’s gravitational force on the moon is much stronger than the earth’s gravitational force on the moon, so the moon would go around the sun. Anybody can look up at night and see the obvious gaps in gravity theory.
The existence of tides is often taken as a proof of gravity, but this is logically flawed. Because if the moon’s “gravity” were responsible for a bulge underneath it, then how can anyone explain a high tide on the opposite side of the earth at the same time? Anyone can observe that there are 2 — not 1 — high tides every day. It is far more likely that tides were given us by an Intelligent Creator long ago and they have been with us ever since. In any case, two high tides falsifies gravity.’
Impressive skills displayed by a parachuter. The landing is spectacular. 🙂
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