Cops stop elderly lovers’ sexy joy ride
`The zig-zagging car gave them away.
When Italian police pulled over the vehicle, they found a completely naked 70-year-old woman who had been trying to have sex with the driver – 11 years her junior.
After demanding the joy-riding couple get dressed, the police tested the semi-nude male motorist for drink driving.
“He was three times over the legal (blood-alcohol) limit,” said police commander Angelo D’Anardo in the city of Cologno al Serio, northeast of Milan.’