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Sunday, October 26, 2008

 

Billy Mays Can’t Read

‘HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER’S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT’LL GROW 3 INCHES. SON OF A SHIT!’

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One Response to “Billy Mays Can’t Read”

  1. Some Farker Says:
    June 30th, 2009 at 1:35 am

    This is NOT the whole “Billy Mays Can’t Read” bit. Where’s the rest of it?

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