moonbuggy

`Nipple warmers are a wonderful novelty gift that will be talked about for ever more. Made in New Zealand from real Eco Fur – as seen in Playboy Magazine and discussed in “New Scientist”. See Below. Possum Fur Nipple warmers are a functional luxury… or a fun novelty. (place them inside bra, fur towards nipple- toasty and warm) and these are a great novelty no matter what climate you live in.’

`This thing really should not exist!

The coca cola company have a world-famous quality control system, and errors are rare. Every 10 years or so, somebody comes across a minor defect. This is the holy grail of defective coke cans!!!! Check this out:

The can has no ring-pull!

No way to open it at all!’

‘I’m selling a photo of my mom naked because she’s fuckin pissing me off. I’ll take the photo once the bids have finished. I’ll probably only get like 5 bucks but at least that’s gonna get me a beer and some pokies at the local pub.

If you wanna know what she looks like young Mother Teresa. I’m not putting her photo up on this page cause I’ll get in the shit, so when you get it you gotta promise to keep it to yourself or something.

I take no responsibility if you die when you see her.

I’ll probably take it when shes like getting outta the shower, I’m movin to England so what do I care.’

`When Darth Vader decided to take over the universe, he decided he needed a really big gun…. a really very big gun indeed, a gun so big it could destroy an entire planet in a single shot. With this in mind he built the Death Star, witnesses at the time often confused it with a small moon, so you get some idea of it’s size… and colour.

In my batchelor days I decided I needed a subwoofer for my lounge, a subwoofer so powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the colesteral from my arteries and generally make a lot of noise. It seemed to me that the Death Star, ignoring the weakness that ultimately lead to it’s complete destruction, was a pretty good design… so I made my own (with a lot of help from my then housemate).

I’m no longer a batchelor, I no longer live in a detached house in the middle of nowhere, so the subwoofer is offered here for sale.’

Construction pictures here.

Hmm.. Attractive. 🙂

I’m sure this is being modelled by one of my colleagues mothers. You know who you are. 🙂

`I hate to do this but she has left me no choice. This is my first auction and I’m told by my friends that it will be a good one. Pay the listing fees and tell the world.

My wife is on another work trip…THIS TIME TO THE FRENCH QUARTER!!! Work? Yea right. While she is gone I want to make some changes…time to get rid of some stuff that is in my way. First thing out the door is a jewelry box full of who knows what. I don’t know what is in it but it will be boxed and shipped as is. Family heirlooms, gold, silver, diamonds, junk…who knows. What I do know is that it is going to be wearing a tracking number this time next week.’

`What you are looking at is Zil 135 Frog (Free Range Over Ground) – 7 short range Russian Missile launcher. This is definately not for the faint hearted, powered by TWO mighty big block V8 Ural Petrol Engines, it is best described as a monster truck. These are extremely rare, and most sort after by the US military for destroying. The Taliban had two of these and alot of Northern aliance and US special forces were used in tracking them down and destroying as they were a credible threat. These were commonly used by the Iraqi forces in the first Iraq war.’

`The story begins in 1938. My grandmother’s uncle, Peter Traini was living in Italy. In the Ascola Piscena region (Boy I hope I spelled that right or my grandmother will kill me). Several years prior, his brother, Ferdinand Traini, left for America. One day Peter recieved a letter from Ferdinand telling him how wonderful and full of prosperity America was. So Peter decided to make the trip. He boarded a ship in Italy and came to the new and wonderful country Ferdinand had wrote to him about. With him Peter brought only the clothes on his back and this cheese, as a gift for Ferdinand. The cheese even passed through Ellis Island with Peter.’

‘Yes! The face of Lord Jesus naturally formed by clouds’

I don’t know if I believe the “never before seen” bit. I saw it just last week. Twice.

`Rugged Randy is soft, lovable and has disproportionately large genitalia.

He is pretty much the greatest plush toy ever created, and one of a kind. He is one of the few dolls ever manufactured to escape the toy factory before being processed in the de-genitalizing machine. De-genitalizing is a final cleansing stage used in doll production to streamline all crotch regions of children’s dolls, helping parents everywhere avoid tough sex and gender based questioning.’

`A North Carolina man is selling a brick that appears to feature the face of Jesus, according to Local 6 News report. [..]

Ditto Dalcher said he was sitting in his home and noticed the face above his fireplace. [..]

Dalcher noticed how much money people were making off of the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich and Jesus in a skillet and decided to share what he found, according to the report.

The bids on eBay were at $500 early Monday.’

‘These authentic photographs resemble the image of Jesus. They were taken in the year 2001 and are date stamped accordingly and can be yours. The negatives for these photographs mysteriously disappeared. There are two photo’s that depict the image as they appeared on the mirror and the third photo that shows an enlargement of the image as it appears in the center of the mirror. The image was discovered one day as the mirror steamed up.’

I should start up a seperate web page titled “Stupid People finding Stupid Jesus in Stupid Places”. There’s a lot of it going on these days..

`Fast payment and good communication. thanks
Reply by mizzelphug: Liar. I paid with paypal and EVERYTHING was automated. I didn’t even email you.

[..]

Cute items! Fast shipping! Thank you! AAA+++
Reply by mizzelphug: I got them out of a gumball machine. Thank USPS for the fast shipping, not me.’

`A British man trying to sell a deactivated Soviet-era missile on eBay was forced to delete it after Web site staff contacted him for breaching company rules.

But eBay told Richard Moore, from Cambridgeshire, to remove the missile because he broke eBay regulations by listing it alongside its vehicle launcher, which should have appeared as a separate item — and not because it was a weapon. [..]

Selling demilitarized missiles however is acceptable, an eBay spokesman said.’

`Brand new invisible car. Ready for collection from London E11.

I do not know much about this vehicle, it being invisible. I have never driven this car sober, although I can assure you it is good because it always gets me home after a night out. It has never let me down, and I have never had any problems from the police. No-one will ever steal this car.’

`The auction site eBay canceled bids for half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich whose owner claims it bears the image of the Virgin Mary.

Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last week. It drew bids as high as $22,000 before eBay yanked it off the site Sunday night.’

with picture.

UPDATE: eBay has allowed bidding to restart. Make your own bid. 🙂

`Hello and thanks for looking at my auction.I am a UPS man and i am gay,and today i am offering you a pair of my used underwear.They have been worn by me while i delivered my packages.They have been washed and will arrive to you in a zip lock bag.Note that the pair in my picture is red but you may receive a different color.’

`I’ve been invited to the wedding of a mate of mine who I used to know really well until he started going out with the girl he’s going to marry. She’s a dog. No really. I haven’t seen them since I told her she’s a dog over two years ago. They’ve stupidly invited me to their wedding, but I don’t want to go. It’s an invite to me ‘+plus 1″ and involves the afternoon reception (a sit down meal in a 4 star restaurant) and evening piss up (a bus will carry you there, and drag you to the nearest b&b or trainstation after. Should be a good day out. All in all I reckon there’s a good £150 worth of entertainment if you time it right. No one will know you’re not me except the groom and he’ll be so pissed trying to forget his new wife’s a dog he won’t notice.’

`I received this stupid pen on my birthday years ago from my ex-wife, and even before I divorced her flabby body, I hated the pen. [..]

My current wife, who is way more beautiful and way more cool that this pig could ever choose to be, hates the pen too. [..]’

`Starting bid: US $150,000.00′

with pictures.