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Thursday, January 11, 2007

 

Coach Allegedly Hit Kids’ Groins, Showed Porn

`The Colorado Springs Gazette reported that Gregory Lynn Burr, 28, is accused of regularly hitting players in the groin, exposing them to pornography, and pouring water on them when the weather was cold. [..]

The paper reported that one boy had scrotal surgery for an injury he attributed to the coach’s strikes. Police said other students said the strikes to the testicles were “the kind of hits that made you lay down” or “made you stop for a minute to catch your breath,” according to the Gazette. [..]

One student said Burr would ask the boys what the capital of Thailand was and when they would answer, “Bangkok,” he would hit their groin area.’


Wednesday, January 10, 2007

 

Man arrested for dismembering sister sliced off her breasts

‘A man under arrest for dismembering the body of his sister sliced off her hair and breasts in an apparent attempt to hide his victim’s gender, said police.

Yuki Muto, 21, from Tokyo’s Shibuya-ku, told officers that he disposed of the breasts by putting them in the garbage disposal in his kitchen sink.

Muto is under arrest for slicing the body of his 20-year-old sister Azumi into more than 10 separate parts, mostly at the joints. He put the other body parts into four plastic bags and hid them in his room.’

More here: Man admits to brutal murder of sister in Tokyo


Monday, January 8, 2007

 

When spoiled rich girls dont get the correct color car for their birthday

Stupid bitch.

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How not to apply for a job in Dubai

`So much development so many job Dubai is the place of oppotunity itself. However if you are a born idiot and have no repsect for other people then I guess you have no chance of getting a job no matter what. Check out the email converstation below and to think this guy actually applied for a job at the company North 55. I don’t think this man will ever get a job in Dubai as the whole agency network will know about him by now, total loser.’


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Saturday, January 6, 2007

 

Pat Robertson’s Predictions for 2007

This is a video of that crazy Pat Robertson’s predictions for 2007.

Followup to Religious Broadcaster Pat Robertson Predicts Horrific Terrorist Attack on U.S. in 2007

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Friday, January 5, 2007

 

Penguins bashed and stabbed before being killed

`Three penguins were stabbed and bashed before being killed with a single blow at a Melbourne beach colony.

The remains of two male and one female bird were discovered at the St Kilda breakwater Little Penguin colony just before Christmas.

One of the male penguins also had its left flipper slashed with a knife and one was hit so hard its back was broken.’


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Thursday, January 4, 2007

 

Poker Player Is An Arsehole

From one of those poker television shows that seem to be on late at night a lot recently. The Australian seems to be a bit of a cockhead.

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Attackers shoot cows in the eyes

`Two cows were shot in the eyes at point blank range by someone with an air rifle in North Somerset.

The attack happened in a field off Cowslip Green in Redhill. Neither cow was left with permanent injuries.

Two men were seen leaving the scene carrying what looked like an air rifle in a long black case.

Both were white and aged around 19, of average height and build. One had what has been described as a Mohican-style haircut.’


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Wednesday, January 3, 2007

 

Religious Broadcaster Pat Robertson Predicts Horrific Terrorist Attack on U.S. in 2007

`Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Tuesday a horrific terrorist act on the United States that will result in “mass killing” late in 2007.

“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

“I put these things out with humility,” he said.’

God told me that Pat Robertson is a fuckwit. I say this, of course, with the utmost humility.

Update: video of this here – Pat Robertson’s Predictions for 2007


Sunday, December 31, 2006

 

‘Cold-blooded liar’ who cried rape twice must pay her victims £700,000

`A woman who falsely accused two men of rape while retaining her anonymity has been ordered to pay them nearly £700,000 in compensation, the Daily Mail can reveal.

The 48-year-old married mother of two is facing bankruptcy after a judge branded her a cold-blooded liar who ruined lives with a string of fabricated allegations.

In a landmark High Court ruling, the woman, who still cannot be named, was ordered to pay £615,711 damages to Raman Kumar, and a further £58,000 to Baldev Singh for “falsely and maliciously” accusing them of rape.


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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

 

Amazing Racist – At the Mosque

This guy is more of a cockhead than a comedian, but the ending gave me a bit of a laugh. 🙂

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

 

Girl, 10, has fingers cut off for taking spinach

`A hungry 10-year-old girl from India’s lowest Hindu caste had all the fingers of her right hand chopped off by an upper-caste landowner for taking a few spinach leaves from his field, the Hindustan Times reported today.

The attack took place in a village in Bhagalpur district last week in impoverished Bihar state in the east where caste prejudice against Dalits – formerly called “untouchables” – is widespread and sometimes results in violence against them.

Police in Bhagalpur, in eastern Bihar, said they would soon arrest the upper-caste landowner who used a sickle to wound the girl whose name was given as Khushboo.

“We will get results. This is terrible,” said police superintendent J. S. Gangwar, quoted by the newspaper.’


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More of The Annoying Devil

This is from that Balls Of Steel show, which appears to be consistently hilarious. I dug up a few more clips.

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Sect told girl: banish your dad

`The world leader of the Exclusive Brethren church intervened personally to break up a family this year, telling a 12-year-old that she would lose her mother if she did not renounce her father.

The Sydney-based Bruce D. Hales – the “Man of God,” or “Elect Vessel” of the separatist cult – urged the girl to cease contact with her father, saying: “Your mother will not be able to accept you if you continue contact with him.”

Notes of the conversation, taken immediately after they met in Sydney in January, also reveal Mr Hales told the girl: “You cannot love Christ if you wear pants [jeans], and you cannot be a Christian if you leave the Brethren.”‘


Thursday, December 21, 2006

 

Woman reports theft of presents

`Police are looking for two teenagers who broke into a woman’s home, stole Christmas presents meant for her family and then cut her with a knife when she caught them in the act. [..]

When she returned home, she found two teenagers ransacking her home. The two white male teens had filled a large, plastic garbage bag with Christmas gifts intended for her family, police said.

When she confronted them, they attacked her with a pocketknife, police said.’


Boy admits ‘hacking sister open’

`A teenager has admitted trying to kill his 10-year-old sister by “hacking her open” because she annoyed him by waking him up when she went to the toilet.

The 17-year-old launched a frenzied knife attack on the girl at their home.

Exeter Crown Court heard how the boy said to police: “Come on, come on, I have hacked her open, I was bored,” while hitting a car with a metal spade.

The boy has been remanded to a local psychiatric unit while his condition is assessed before he is sentenced.’


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Monday, December 18, 2006

 

Sylvia Browne on Montel Again

Psychic fucks up again. This woman is a fucken tool.

Follow up to: Sylvia Browne on Montel

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Friday, December 15, 2006

 

Global Warming Denier Michael Crichton Fictionalizes Critic as Child Rapist

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Michael Crowley was the critic, and here’s a short section of Michael Crichton’s latest book:

‘Alex Burnet was in the middle of the most difficult trial of her career, a rape case involving the sexual assault of a two-year-old boy in Malibu. The defendant, thirty-year-old Mick Crowley, was a Washington-based political columnist who was visiting his sister-in-law when he experienced an overwhelming urge to have anal sex with her young son, still in diapers. Crowley was a wealthy, spoiled Yale graduate and heir to a pharmaceutical fortune. …

It turned out Crowley’s taste in love objects was well known in Washington, but [his lawyer]–as was his custom–tried the case vigorously in the press months before the trial, repeatedly characterizing Alex and the child’s mother as “fantasizing feminist fundamentalists” who had made up the whole thing from “their sick, twisted imaginations.” This, despite a well-documented hospital examination of the child. (Crowley’s penis was small, but he had still caused significant tears to the toddler’s rectum.)’


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Thief steals trailer-load of Christmas toys for 400 cancer kids

`Heartless. Despicable. Disgusting.

Authorities struggled to describe Tuesday morning’s discovery that someone stole about 500 toys for children with cancer from a utility trailer in Dania Beach.

The firefighters who collected the Christmas presents were devastated, said Walter J. Dix, a captain for the Broward Sheriff’s Office Fire-Rescue and president of the International Association of Firefighters Local 4321.’


Monday, December 11, 2006

 

Sylvia Browne on Montel

Psychic fucks up.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

 

Please explain jail record, US tells Pauline

`Pauline Hanson is furious with immigration policy again – but this time she’s on the outside looking in.

The former One Nation leader is battling US red tape as she seeks to become a refugee from the hot Australian Christmas.

“I had planned a holiday in Manhattan but because of the time I spent in prison there is a problem with the visa,” she said. [..]

“I was furious when I found out – absolutely furious. I might even have to have my fingerprints taken before they will let me in,” she said.

Ms Hanson was looking forward to a white Christmas. “I want to enjoy that real Christmas feeling, you don’t really get it in Australia.”‘


Friday, December 8, 2006

 

Officer Accused Of ‘Exam’ On Girl Faced Earlier Claim

`A police officer in Longwood, Fla., accused of inappropriately touching a teen girl has been accused of sexual harassment before, Local 6 News has learned.

Officer Art Lews, 37, was arrested this week after a 14-year-old girl claimed he touched her inappropriately.

A report said the girl’s grandparents called police after they suspected the girl had sex with her boyfriend.

When Lewis arrived, he allegedly took the girl into another room and said he needed to perform an “exam” on her, police told Local 6 News.’


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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

 

Man Gets Prison For Baking Dog In Oven

`A man who burned a dog to death in the oven of a house he was robbing has been sentenced to 15 years in prison, a prosecutor said.

Alexander Davis, 20, received a five-year sentence for aggravated animal cruelty and 10 years for burglary, Chatham County Assistant District Attorney Melanie Higgins said.

The dog’s owner, Angela DeLettre, came home in August 2005 to find an open back door, items missing and a kitchen sink overflowing with water. She found one of her dogs safe, but the other, a 1-year-old rat terrier, was missing.

Police later found the dead dog in the oven, which had been set to 400 degrees.

Police arrested Davis on an anonymous tip a few days later.’


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Scout leader jailed for boy abuse

`A scout leader who set up a fake camp to lure boys to his home and abuse them has been jailed for nine months.

Alan Grant, 42, a former assistant commissioner, made parental consent forms for the bogus event. [..]

The court heard how Grant, who was area assistant commissioner for scouting in Perth and Kinross, lied to parents about a forthcoming scout camp he wanted their sons to attend.

Grant, who had more than 20 years’ involvement with the scouting movement as a volunteer, took two boys to his home, in St Madoes, and gave them alcohol before he abused them.’


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Monday, December 4, 2006

 

Ex-Wind Gap man says wife’s bingo habit led him to molest two young girls

`A former Wind Gap man said he repeatedly sexually assaulted two young girls because his wife spent too much time playing bingo.

”I told her — she was going to bingo three, four times a week. I told her to cut down to once a week. She said if they had bingo every day, she’d go,” Floyd Kinney Jr., 49, said.

”So, because your wife went to bingo, these children suffered?” Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden asked Kinney on Friday.

”Yes,” Kinney said.’


Thursday, November 30, 2006

 

Police say mother microwaved her baby

`The investigation into the death of a baby who authorities believe was heated in a microwave oven was difficult because of a lack of research on the effect of microwaves on people, a coroner’s official said.

China Arnold, 26, was jailed Monday on a charge of aggravated murder, more than a year after she brought her dead month-old baby to a hospital on Aug. 30, 2005, police said.

“We have reason to believe, and we have some forensic evidence that is consistent with our belief, that a microwave oven was used in this death,” said Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery County coroner’s office.’


Saturday, November 25, 2006

 

Balls Of Steel: The Annoying Devil

‘A compilation of The Annoying Devil’s funniest moments from the British TV show Balls of Steel. They can only get away with this stuff in England cause in the US this guy would get shot. Still this guy does some really funny pranks.’

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Tuesday, November 7, 2006

 

Australian Fuckwit

`Welcome to the Official Australian Fuckwit Website !

This website is dedicated to the masses of bored shitless TV viewers around the nation, sick of the reality garbage that infests our screens nightly – fuck it’s worse enough watching corpses being cut up and examined on every other channel without being subject to the living ones as well !’


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Wednesday, November 1, 2006

 

Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother

`Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

It’s a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.

“From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,” said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.’


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Sunday, October 29, 2006

 

High School Student Gets Head Smashed Into Curb

`A 17-year-old boy was sent to the hospital after he received a brutal beating, in the form of a new punishment called “curbing.”

Gavin Lyon, a senior at Bingham High School, was beaten last Friday night. Family and friends believe he was “curbed” – a violent maneuver where a person’s head is placed against a concrete curb on a street, and someone steps on the back of the head. In most cases, this procedure causes the jaw to break along with several teeth. [..]

Gavin sustained a broken jaw, several broken teeth, a fractured neck and his sinus cavity was crushed. Doctors have also placed a titanium plate inside of his head.’


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