chronon ver.0
From the maker of those Grow games I like so much. Fun fun, but not too easy.
A whole bunch of games rolled into one, each of which must be completed in 4 seconds.
Kinda frustrating, but not too bad. I got through about four, but then got a bit bored with it.
`Fight off wave after wave of enemies with your cannon. Use your mouse button to shoot and the spacebar to set off a bomb.’
`You are deep underground in a lab that once housed some of the finest minds in chemistry. But robots directed by a crackbrained artificial intelligence have taken it over and plan to use its equipment to destroy the world! After freezing an evil robot with your handy wrist-mounted hot-and-cold gun, you reach the Haber-Bosch room. And now you must correctly synthesize ammonia or die.
“Your students are playing video games,” Gabriela Weaver told a group of chemistry teachers at the American Chemical Society meeting in Atlanta, Georgia, on 29 March. “They are playing them more and more hours a day. They are probably playing them in your class.”
If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Weaver, an associate professor of chemistry at Purdue University in West Lafayette, Indiana, is building a computer game about the subject – she hopes her prototype will be as appealing to students as the blockbuster games coming out of companies like Electronic Arts (EA).’
`The board game that brings the thrill of trampling the Constitution right into your home… newly updated for 2006 to include NSA wiretaps and renewal of provisions!’
`This is not a game.
You can’t win and you can’t lose.
This is a simulation.
It has no ending. It has already begun.
The rules are deadly simple. You can shoot. Or not.’
Nice choice of background music..
I managed to touch 108 balls before I got caught. Not so bad..
BTW, it’s safe for work. Not quite so bad as the title suggests. 🙂
`Object of this fun puzzle game is to get all of the globs off the screen by pumping certain ones up and taking the rest out. You start with 10 drops in your tank. Use YOUR MOUSE to click on the blobs so that they grow until they burst. Create combos to earn more drops. How many levels can you clear. Mike Foce made it to 30th level. Can anyone beat that? Have fun!’
Not as easy as it seems.
A philosophical quiz thingy.
I took three hits right at the end. Here’s what it tells me:
`You have been awarded the TPM service medal! This is our third highest award for outstanding service on the intellectual battleground.
The fact that you progressed through this activity without suffering many hits and biting no bullets suggests that whilst there are inconsistencies in your beliefs about God, on the whole they are well thought-out.’
And there’s more Games and Interactive Activities from the same people.
Quick little puzzle. It’s a Rube Goldberg machine that needs some slight modification to work.
`Lawyers in South Korea have filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of more than 230,000 victims of identity theft in an online game.
The suit will claim damages of about $1,000 for each plaintiff whose identity was used to register new accounts in NCsoft’s popular games, Lineage and Lineage 2, according to media reports.
Most of the identify thefts took place over the past six months as underground gaming syndicates stole victims’ official Korean ID numbers in hacking attacks and used them to register hundreds of thousands of Lineage accounts.’
`Desert bus is probably one of the best games ever. Unfortunately the game was never released, until now. 11 years after the planned release date Waxy is hosting a torrent for this mythical game. The game is part of a long-lost Penn and Teller videogame.
The goal of the game is pretty straightforward. You have to drive a Bus through the desert from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas. The hard part is that the whole trip is in real-time, so it takes 8 hours at least. And it gets even better:
There is no scenery or even other cars on the road, just plain desert, for 8 hours. Oh, and your bus veers to the right just slightly, so it’s impossible to just tape down a button and go do something else. Rumor has it that if you make it to Vegas, you score one point.‘
Shock Absorber is some brand of bra, apparently. And this is the bounceometer that simulates boobies bouncing about.
A little quiz to see how you’d survive various situations.
I think I got 10 out of 17, which means I can survive the world pretty well but I’m likely to end up with serious injuries along the way. 🙂
‘This kid can’t wait a few minutes for his computer to warm up. He’s totally freaking out. Calm down kid, internet porn isnt going anywhere.’
Crazy Germans. This kid is gonna choke on his own tongue from screaming so much if he’s not careful.
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`The Touch Rubik’s Cube puts a new twist on the classic puzzle game. It uses six different materials: metal, wood, textile, stone, rubber, and plastic, engaging users to use their senses. This also enables blind persons to enjoy the wonders of a Rubik’s cube.’
`The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It’s just a joke of course, and it’s good for hours of laughter! It’s the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a “twisted” sense of humor! Get one today!’