moonbuggy

This goes through the whole performance step by step with images and descriptions.

SRS, btw, stands for Sexual Reassignment Surgery.

This page has a lot of pictures of power generating wind turbines.

These things are huge. The shot of the fan blade on the back of a truck gives you a good idea of scale.

`Cooler, quieter computers and [possibly] warmer pool water with very little extra cost and added energy savings.’

`For anyone who thought the reason for Coca Cola’s popularity in the West due to it’;s secret ingredient (rumoured to have been cocaine at one time) think again. According to this Chechen Jihad website the Coca Cola logo is actually a backwards rendition of the Arabic for No Muhammed and No Mecca !’

‘Who is that mysterious, elegant man? And why is he sitting on a dead horse?

Such are the questions sparked by a black-and-white photograph taken in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, between 1876 and 1884 that has led to nationwide curiosity, speculation and jokes.

It’s a picture of a mustachioed man in a suit and top hat who sits rakishly on the side of an expired horse in the middle of a dusty street. [..]

Some of the ideas about what the picture depicts include the thoughtful — it was staged for a political campaign perhaps related to sanitation issues — to the bizarre — the horse is being helped to relieve “excess flatulence.”‘

`These goats climb the tree to get at the argo nuts used by moroccans to make oil.’

‘A calf with two faces, born last week at a farm in the US state of Virginia, has been drawing a crowd.

The calf breathes out of two noses and has two tongues, which move independently, according to farmer Kirk Heldreth.

There appears to be a single socket containing two eyes. There are two lower jaws, but only one mouth.

“It’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen,” Heldreth said.’

see it here »

A working mirror seems to be back online. Hooray for goatse. 🙂

The making of goatse image series is worth a chuckle too.

Update: the mirror has gone down again. In the meantime, there’s this:

see it here »

`Happy New Year, ladies and gents! I’m sure you’re all still full of the optimism and good cheer that only the blank slate of a new year can bring. This week’s Comedy Goldmine, which features Forums Goon DARNTOOTINHOSS’s idea MSpaint images created by the stupid things we all did back when we were little, is sure to bolster that feel-good buzz we all hope will never wear off.’

Porn stars with and without clothes. Vaguely interesting.

`We’ve been taught that in God we must trust,
And obeying each law is a must.
But this Miss Fit’s leery
Of the gravity theory
For to her Newton’s Law is a bust.’

`Shortly after the execution of the dictator Saddam Hussein, his dog Blondi followed the same fate to the gallows. Contrary to Saddam, Blondi’s execution was broadcast live in full length. Some minor complications arose, which dragged out the death struggle to unbearable lengths. Animal activist group PETA has filed a formal complaint to the Iraqi Foreign Ministry.’

`This is one roll of Paris Hilton toilet paper. Her picture is printed all through roll and is shrink wrapped. This would be a great gag gift.’

`You’ve all seen the original Google Sightseeing Topless Sunbather already, but did you know that the Hague is in fact completely overrun with naked and semi-naked Dutch men and women? Yes people, it’s time to get your magnifying glasses out, because here comes the Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth!’

I think this is why she’s not Miss Nevada anymore..?

[shrug] 🙂

Apparently due to digital remastering of old movies, you can now see Sean Connery’s penis in what looks to be a James Bond movie.

Underwater stiffy. Haha!

I’m not entirely convinced it’s legit, and I don’t have access to the Something Awful forum where it orginated, so I don’t have any more details at the moment. It’ll be a mystery for now. 🙂

BoingBoing is covering a story about a crazy looking comic put out by the NRA. The images in the comic have been described as such:

`With their mutant critter hordes of lobsters, islamofascist deer, and TNT-totin’ owls, razor-eschewing hippie chicks who’ve escaped from R. Crumb comix are coming to burn down your white suburban home. And ye shall know them by the tracks of their Birkenstocks.’

A PDF copy of the comic is available here.

(3.9meg PDF)

I can’t translate this page into English, so I have no idea what the fuck this is about.

Hairy tit thing is about the best I can do. [shrug] 🙂

If I die and find myself in one of these things, I’m gonna come back and haunt the cunt who put me in it. 🙂

There’s a variety of amusing images from Sports Illustrated. Some are more amusing than others. Like Super Sledding Office Lady, for example.

`A couple years ago I put the biggest above ground pool I could find in my living room. The pictures were posted to a bunch of those link collecting sites and almost 7000 people saw the pictures the first day. Every year or so they are rediscovered and they get a ton of hits. However, I’ve never publicly told the story of the pool and why I did it. Avast!

One day my friend Crystal sends me an IM. Here’s a dramatic rendition of the event :

Crystal: OMG! Ty, check out www.penguinwarehouse.com

So I did.’

Related to: Hoax penguin website fools shoppers

As seen on Break.com

This guy uses a laser printer to transfer a negative onto a piece of brass, then etches the brass in coper sulfate to give a cool reproduction of the image in the metal.

`Here, then, is a list of every known individual who has staked a claim to a weight of 900 pounds or more, in descending order of magnitude.’

`For the primary effect, one should sit at a comfortable distance and then move forward toward the center of the figure. An interesting change in apparent brightness and to some degree form will result—what may be called a “here comes the sun” effect. By moving back and forth, this apparent change will repeat.’

and more here.

`It’s that time of year again. Students have taken their finals, and now it is time to grade them. It is something professors have been looking forward to all semester. Exactness in grading is a well-honed skill, taking considerable expertise and years of practice to master. The purpose of this post is to serve as a guide to young professors about how to perfect their grading skills and as a way for students to learn the mysterious science of how their grades are determined. [..]

The key to this method is a good toss. [..]’

`After World War II, there was little money for defense spending while the nations of Europe rebuilt their industry and society. When there was some cash to spend, one had to be creative to stretch it as far as possible. The French probably accomplished the most astounding example of that with the ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56. Deployed with their airborne forces, this was essentially a militarized Vespa scooter outfitted with a 75mm recoilless rifle.’