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Tired of goatse, lemonparty and tubgirl?

This could be the next big fad.

Not safe for work, though not as bad as that Mr. Hands thing from the other week.

Ironic ExxonMobil advertisement.

‘At last the definitive collection of Alan Jones blooper tapes. These insights in Alan’s workplace behaviour are taken from his time working at Sydney radio station 2UE in the 1990s. They were leaked to us by an anonymous source.

They show a side of Alan you don’t normally see in public life. He swears. He chucks tantrums. He reviews films. He complains about dust in the studios.’

If you don’t know who Alan Jones is, this photo will help:

If this is the current state of technology, we can do away with all those stupidly overpaid actors and actresses. Pretty impressive.

`The enclosed images are from 11×14 pencil drawings that are the result of an undertaking that began on Thanksgiving Day, 1987. I was awakened in the middle of the night with a clear, vivid impression that the Lord wanted me to do some special drawings — drawings depicting ordinary people in their everyday environment . . . . with one important addition: the presence of Jesus Christ and His involvement in those routine activities.’

There’s something a bit wrong about holding your 11 week presumably miscarried fetus in your hand in the first place. Taking photos and putting them on the net just compounds the error. Kinda icky.

`The guy in the pictures was stabbed at a party I was at. He was arguing with someone about how is was the toughest guy alive, and how he could withstand anything that would kill regular people and a bunch of shit like that. Anyways the person he was arguing with grabbed a knife out of the kitchen and stabbed him in the side, then beat him. Afterwards, the victim just picked up a beer and a smoke and pretended like nothing even happened.

I later found out that he passed out in a car and almost bled to death. Fortunately he was found in time, and was taken to the hospital. The knife, which was seven or eight inches long, penetrated his lung, his stomach, and his large intestine.’

Some realistic looking murals on the sides of buildings.

`Out of the sun a black, cigar-shaped object falls toward the earth. At the edge of town a filling station attendant sees it cross the slice of sky between the car above him and the edge of his grease pit. The center fielder of the visiting baseball team sees the moving spot, then looks back toward the batter, impatient for the third out. A woman in the park hears a strange, thin whistle and looks up, shading her eyes.

At a point 2,000 feet above the ground, the first atomic rocket of World War III explodes over your city. In one vast flash of light, equal to 100 suns, the buildings are etched against a sky of fire. A blinding ball of flame leaps from the point where the rocket exploded.’

I love this retro nuclear war stuff. It’s great. 🙂 What other official documents would have lines like the following?

`If and when an atom bomb ever does fall near you, you will be scared. There is no doubt about that. If you are normal, you will be plenty scared.’

Cool little image showing the countries of the world resized according to population.

India is big. 🙂

`Can anyone read this? Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense. These are the English instructions for pumping gas. If you can read it, you might understand why it took us two tries and around $70 to obtain about 5 liters of diesel. Thank goodness for kind-hearted Italians, and the female travel companions that lure them.’

Rules posted on a Chinese beach. Including:

`wine empress is with the body not well cannot bottom sea swimming.’

Very useful advice.

`The Teddy Bear with a BUTTHOLE!

Poke your finger in and listen to the antics

– 2 Modes of operation (Normal and Fart mode)’

`Throughout America, local child labor laws were often ignored. On a national level, progress to protect children stalled as the U.S. Supreme Court ruled several times that child labor laws under question were unconstitutional. A subsequent attempt to pass an amendment to the U.S. Constitution failed.

In 1904, the National Child Labor Committee was organized by socially concerned citizens and politicians, and was chartered by Congress in 1907. From 1908 to 1912, photographer Hine documented numerous gross violations of laws protecting young children. At many of the locations he visited, youngsters were quickly rushed out of his sight. He was also told youngsters in the mill or factory had just stopped by for a visit or were helping their mothers.’

Heavy duty what, you ask?

You’ll never guess. 🙂

She definately looks “perky”.

[The “perky” isn’t a reference to boobies or nipples or anything, btw.. So this is safe for work. :)]

The translation is `Undressed With Car’.

Those crazy Germans. 🙂

That’s what they’re doing alright. No doubt about it.

Reasonably high resolution photo.

Anyone know what language that is? I want to know what it says.

This is what a hadron collider looks like. I want one. 🙂

It’s one of those pictures that lets you zoom around and see a full 360 degress in any plane you like.

They’re right you know, she doesn’t.

`The Thames Estuary Army Forts were constructed in 1942 to a design by Guy Maunsell, following the successful construction and deployment of the Naval Sea Forts. Their purpose was to provide anti-aircraft fire within the Thames Estuary area. Each fort consisted of a group of seven towers with a walkway connecting them all to the central control tower. The fort, when viewed as a whole, comprised one Bofors tower, a control tower, four gun towers and a searchlight tower. They were arranged in a very specific way, with the control tower at the centre, the Bofors and gun towers arranged in a semi-circular fashion around it and the searchlight tower positioned further away, but still linked directly to the control tower via a walkway. All the forts followed this plan and, in order of grounding, were called the Nore Army Fort, the Red Sands Army Fort and finally the Shivering Sands Army Fort. All three forts were in place by late 1943, but Nore is no longer standing. Construction of the towers was relatively quick, and they were easily floated out to sea and grounded in water no more than 30m (100ft) deep.’