`Saaya Irie, an 11-year-old Japanese girl, may not be that miracle, but she has clearly played a part in pacifying a certain segment of China’s population, according to Shukan Bunshun.
If anything about Saaya is miraculous, it’s her body — she wears an F-cup bra, though she has yet to reach her teens. So when a photo of her in a bikini was posted on a Chinese Internet forum called “100,” she immediately caused a sensation.
The pic was accompanied by message — rendered in mock Marxist rhetoric — reading: “An 11-year-old Japanese girl with large breasts has a proclamation for all Chinese people! Dear elder brothers, a beautiful young Japanese girl is beseeching you.
“Please stop these anti-Japanese hijinks. If you don’t, I won’t like you anymore.”
At the end of the message, she states that her breasts would “rise up” if the people “unite for the sake of China’s democracy.”‘
Here’s some pictures of Saaya Irie so you can see if she eases any tension you might have.
`A speculum was inserted into my arsehole, and expanded. This then allowed the sphincter to be opened so that the needle could be inserted for the piercing. As I was used to relaxing my sphincter muscle, the process of expanding the speculum was a not unpleasant experience, and I experienced no problems. The placement needed to be discussed, and we decided that it would go through the outer sphincter, as this would help to prevent leakage once the ring was inserted. I decided that I wanted it in the area by the base of my spine. There was no specific reason why I wanted it there, as it can be placed in either location.’
..with pictures.
It’s awful. You’ve been warned.
Certified 100% unsafe for work.
`”This 25 year old man claimed he had gone to a bar and picked up a girl. They then went back to her place. After a short while, they started going at it on her bed. She reached over to her nightstand, picked up something, and inserted into his anus. He didn’t know what it was (hence the reason the xrays were done), but he was gonna kill her.’
With lots of x-ray images and a tally of different objects found. Oh, and a live artillery shell.
It’s funny because her dad is president of America. And he’s a fucktard.
[a cross between a fuckwit and a retard, you know]
Relatively safe for work.
who took my frog
who found my frog
This is a bit gross, but it reminds me of that South Park episode “An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig”.
The name says it all.
Quite a few non-employer-friendly links today. ๐
`Every so often I do a monthly check-up of my hit stats for evilzug.com. Its always cool to see what kind of traffic my site is getting because I often forget that there are people out there, looking at my stuff, on a daily basis. But this month, something is just unusual. I cant place it yet, so I keep looking around.
I notice a spike of traffic from Yahoo image search. This is peculiar, as I dont really have a lot of images on my site. Hmm
This catchs my eye!’
I experience a similar thing with biphallic images. Several orders of magnitude down the scale though.
Just wait until I post some actual pictures tho. ๐
`This all occured around about 10pm last Friday night… I jumped on my bike and headed towards the Wayville showgrounds to scope out the action at the Big Day Out… as I’m cutting through the parklands, I turn a corner, go over this little bridge, and fuck me but about 5m. away there’s two dudes standing behind a tree looking at me…
One of the dudes was real short. Either that or he’s not short he’s ON HIS KNEES! You *may* be able to figure out what the hell was happening there!’
Not really safe for work. ๐
‘Yes! The face of Lord Jesus naturally formed by clouds’
I don’t know if I believe the “never before seen” bit. I saw it just last week. Twice.
I thought 2.5 gigapixels was cool, but 4 gigapixels is even better.
There’s a nice picture of Half Dome in which you can see two climbers from 2.5 miles away.
In a previous post I discussed the fact that, according to my web stats, people are really interested in biphallicism.
So, here you go. ๐ You know you love it.
Oh, also, I just found this.
The latter picture is significantly less safe for work than the former. ๐
‘These authentic photographs resemble the image of Jesus. They were taken in the year 2001 and are date stamped accordingly and can be yours. The negatives for these photographs mysteriously disappeared. There are two photo’s that depict the image as they appeared on the mirror and the third photo that shows an enlargement of the image as it appears in the center of the mirror. The image was discovered one day as the mirror steamed up.’
I should start up a seperate web page titled “Stupid People finding Stupid Jesus in Stupid Places”. There’s a lot of it going on these days..
`Luckily no one was in the garage when the bottle blew.’
I need things like this for my computer.
I can’t see how I’ve managed so long without one. ๐
I don’t know what the title means, and I probably don’t want to.
They look like they’re enjoying themselves tho. ๐
