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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

 

The Remains of Kursk Submarine

‘The Kursk sailed out to sea to perform an exercise of firing dummy torpedoes at Pyotr Velikiy, a Kirov class battlecruiser. On August 12, 2000 at 11:28 local time (07:28 UTC), the missiles were fired, but an explosion occurred soon after on Kursk. The only credible report to-date is that this was due to the failure and explosion of one of Kursk’s new/developmental torpedoes. The chemical explosion blasted with the force of 100-250 kg of TNT and registered 2.2 on the Richter scale [1]. The submarine sank to a depth of 108 metres, approximately 135km (85 miles) off Severomorsk, at 69°40′N, 37°35′E. A second explosion 135 seconds after the initial event measured between 3.5 and 4.4 on the Richter scale, equivalent to 3-7 tons of TNT [2]. Either this explosion or the earlier one propelled large pieces of debris far back through the submarine.’

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Cool helter skelter

‘Fun at work?

A helter skelter is an amusement park ride with a slide built in a spiral around a high tower. Users climb the tower and usually slide down on a mat. It is thus similar to a waterless hydroslide…’


18,000 Mexicans Strip for Artist’s Photo

‘More than 18,000 people stripped down and bared it all in Mexico City’s vast main square Sunday for U.S. photographer Spencer Tunick’s biggest nude shoot yet.

Standing up to salute, crouching in fetal positions and lying prone on the tiles of the Zocalo plaza, the volunteers formed a sea of flesh that Tunick snapped from balconies and a small crane in the morning light.

“What a moment for the Mexican art scene!” Tunick said in a news conference. “I think all eyes are looking south from the United Sates to Mexico City to see how a country can be free and treat the naked body as art. Not as pornography or as a crime, but with happiness and caring.”‘

I really like this image.


Monday, May 7, 2007

 

Always Check Their Credentials

Seems logical to me.


Voyager Probe Images

‘Voyager 1 and 2 both carry with them a golden record that contains pictures and sounds of Earth, along with symbolic directions for playing the record and data detailing the location of Earth. The record is intended as a combination time capsule and interstellar message to any civilization, alien or far-future human, that recovers either of the Voyager craft. The contents of this record were selected by a committee chaired by Carl Sagan.

The following is a selection of pictures electronically placed on the phonograph records which are carried onboard the Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft.’


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Sunday, May 6, 2007

 

COROT discovers its first exoplanet and catches scientists by surprise

There’s some graphs showing the change in light levels that indicate the planet is there. Also a graph of light from a binary start system.


Cat’s Arse Sharpener

‘This is a bold statement, but I think we can go so far as to say that this is the silliest, and doubtless the most tasteless piece of desk paraphernalia that we have encountered here at IWOOT. Two attributes of course that make showing it to you an absolute necessity. Introducing the Cat’s Arse Sharpener. Sigh. There are no words that readily spring to mind to soften the blow. It’s a cat, you stick your pencil in its derrière, it meows, and it sharpens your pencil. Your feline friend stands in his own litter tray that catches your pencil shavings. Of course not many people use pencils much these days, but this is perhaps the best reason there has ever been for going out and buying one right now.’


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Friday, May 4, 2007

 

My boss told me..

My Boss Told Me


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La chute

There are apparently images of break dancers, taken to make it appear as if they’re falling.


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Childhood Curiosity

Childhood Curiosity


Thursday, May 3, 2007

 

Sarah’s beaver

Sarah's Beaver


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Snakes on a Plane


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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

 

Samsung’s Concept PCs: The Wizard of Odd

‘This is Samsung’s trio of concept PCs. What do you think they were called during that process known in the business as Development Hell? My money’s on Wonky Wizard Hat, Lampstand That Thinks It’s a Hatstand That Thinks It’s a Tree, and Balls On a Breakfast Tray.’


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Monday, April 30, 2007

 

Beauty & Braces

‘This site is dedicated to the worlds of the Metal Mouth, and the beautiful females that have them.’


Animals in the depths of the sea

‘On dry land, most organisms are confined to the surface, or at most to altitudes of a hundred meters—the height of the tallest trees. In the oceans, though, living space has both vertical and horizontal dimensions: with an average depth of 3800 meters, the oceans offer 99% of the space on Earth where life can develop. And the deep sea, which has been immersed in total darkness since the dawn of time, occupies 85% of ocean space, forming the planet’s largest habitat. Yet these depths abound with mystery. The deep sea is mostly uncharted—only about 5 percent of the seafloor has been mapped with any reasonable degree of detail—and we know very little about the creatures that call it home. Current estimates about the number of species yet to be found vary between ten and thirty million. The deep sea no longer has anything to prove; it is without doubt Earth’s largest reservoir of life.’


A pugilist instructional manual

‘Impressed with the underappreciated genre of the instructional photograph, the following images collect the essential gestures of the boxer’s practice. The female nude recontextualizes the perception of these potentially violent actions into an aesthetic convention of expected beauty.’


Sunday, April 29, 2007

 

Cunt Balls Motherfucker


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Friday, April 27, 2007

 

No running in circles like a fag

No Running In Circles Like A Fag


Monday, April 23, 2007

 

xkcd

‘A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.’

Regular expressions always confuse me. I see now my problem all along has been not enough vine.


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Thursday, April 19, 2007

 

Columbine Upgrade

Columbine Upgrade


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Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs

‘Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. It’s shaped like a dog and it’ll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.’

Hotdoll


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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

 

A guy sticking dog food up his own ass

Title says it all.


Dumb People

Dumb People


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Sunday, April 15, 2007

 

Thank You, Mr. Vonnegut.

Thank You, Mr. Vonnegut.


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Saturday, April 14, 2007

 

How to construct a swimming pool

Oops. 🙂


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Animals Having a Blast!

WTF?


Croc attack vet’s arm saved

‘A Taiwanese zoo vet has had his arm reattached after it was bitten off by a crocodile.

Earlier reports that the crocodile had been shot have been proven untrue after an examination of the animal.

Chang Po-yu, 38, from the southern Kaohsiung city’s Shou Shan Zoo, was injecting the sick crocodile with anaesthetic when it attacked him.

The Associated Press reported that Mr Chang was trying to retrieve a tranquiliser dart from the reptile’s hide when it attacked him.

Police shot a crocodile after it bit off the arm – but no bullet holes have been found in its skin.’

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Cat Fight! (Female pubic mound pulling)

‘So a little while back we got photos to BME from Steve Truitt of his girlfriend Kasja and a friend doing a “vagina pull” (a female pubic mound flesh hook pull). After seeing the photos, I wasn’t sure if I should be very amused, very turned on, or both! It’s not the first time that we’ve seen a pull of this kind (I think the first one took place at one of the Philly or NJ BBQs if I recall correctly), but Kasja and her friend looked like they were having so much fun that I had to talk to her about it.’


Wednesday, April 11, 2007

 

Silicone will decorate any age

Yer (grand-)momma looks good. No wonder the sailors are so fond of her.


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Sunday, April 8, 2007

 

Warning – Erwin Schrödinger

Warning