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Monday, February 26, 2007

 

Pig Pig Pig

Hot sexy images.


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Sunday, February 25, 2007

 

Airline grounded after plane cracks

‘Indonesia’s government has grounded budget carrier Adam Air’s six Boeing 737-300 planes for safety checks after one of its aircraft cracked during a hard landing, officials said on Thursday.

The Boeings, almost a third of the airline’s fleet, will not fly until they have passed the safety inspection from the government, Adam Air safety director Hartono said.

The Indonesian government has stepped up safety investigations since an Adam Air plane carrying 102 people disappeared in January.’

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Saturday, February 24, 2007

 

Tesla coil protects your car with ring of lightning

‘If you ever thought car security wasn’t dramatic enough, this Tesla-coil automobile protector should satisfy your desire for spectacle. Attaching a 4-inch coil to a boom on the roof of his car, Australian Peter Terren created what is no doubt the coolest-looking theft deterrent to ever be built into a motor vehice. Terren captured the photo above, showing the coil’s ring of electricity (which he calls the Eye of Sauron, after the character in The Lord of the Rings), with time-lapse photography.’


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Sweet Monkey Jesus


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‘Kasper the Clown’ faces prison for punching schoolboy

‘As a child going to the circus, you might expect the clown to throw a bucket of confetti at you, or squirt you with water from the flower on his lapel.

You certainly wouldn’t be prepared for him to grab you by the scruff of the neck, punch and kick you and leave you needing hospital treatment for cuts and bruises.

As these astonishing pictures show, that’s what happened when 12-year-old Amos Lutz met Kaspar the Clown at a circus in Leipzig, Germany.’


Friday, February 23, 2007

 

Baby with a beating heart: the disturbing models of dead babies

‘It seems so innocuous: a baby doll, the very image of an innocent childhood plaything.

But, in a morbid and disturbing twist, there has been a surge in sales of “reborns”: lifelike dolls with beating hearts, hair, and even tiny veins, which are specially constructed replicas sold to the mourning parents of dead babies.

The dolls are being sold by the hundreds on eBay!, often marketed as a way for grieving parents to move on.’


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How to perform your own Tongue Bifurcation

‘What you need:

– A tongue piercing
– Time (approx 22 days)
– 0.5mm Mono filament (Fishing line)
– Anti Bacterial Mouthwash (Preferably alcohol free)
– A pair of strong sharp scissors
– A high pain threshold and a strong sense of determination’


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Thursday, February 22, 2007

 

Greenpeace Asks Who’s Boning Mom on Earth Day

‘The naughty prints are only “kind of” sponsored by Greenpeace because Exit3a copywriter Tom Mullen admits to AdCritic they haven’t told the organization about the print series yet. “It’s probably not legal, but there’s too much paperwork, meetings and phone calls involved to get the campaign approved in time for Earth Day,” he explains. “I figure Greenpeace is too busy getting sued by conglomerates to bother suing a few people who are trying to promote the cause. They can always officially deny the vulgarity.”

If fortune favours the brave, perhaps that grace extends to those disinclined to ask permission for slapping mom-fucking ads out into the open and signing it Greenpeace.’


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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

 

Scrotum Art


Monday, February 19, 2007

 

Flash Earth

Various different mapping services in a nice little flash application.


Enema Paintings

Making art with enemas, by the looks of it.


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Saturday, February 17, 2007

 

Valentine’s day C&H card insanity

‘My friend, all I can say is that you are clearly insane. We’ve recieved word from him since that he has been suspended from school for 30 days as well as being charged with sexual harrassment by the teacher in the photo above. I’m actually speechless. I don’t know what to say. Let this be a lesson to all, kids- the C&H world and reality do not mix well. Our poor friend here found that out the hard way. Unlucky, soldier!’


Friday, February 16, 2007

 

I’m In Your Tub

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Quietrevolution Helical Wind Turbine

‘The British start-up Quietrevolution developed a vertical axis wind turbine which is not only more aesthetic but is also better at gathering wind near and around buildings, which frequently vary in direction. The Helical wind turbine is also quieter because the blade tip speed is lower. [..]

According to quietrevolution the QR5 will generate around 10,000 kWh per year in a site with an average wind of 5.9m/s. This is equivalent to about five low-energy houses’ electricity demand, or the electrical needs of a twenty man office. Unlike other turbines which are usually noisy the unique shape of the quietrevolution turbine allows it to operate in near silent which is ideal for operating close to residential areas. [..]’


Cunt Monkey

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

 

How to Make Bacon Soap

‘Soap can be made from just about any kind of fat. Even though fat from bacon, called lard, isn’t the finest of fats to use for making soap, it somehow seemed to be the most exciting. Why? Because bacon is amazing. It has an almost mystical power to it and is a food that can be craved to almost no end. I figured what better way use the extra grease I had from cooking bacon then to turn it into soap!’


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Dogs pees upside down

‘A Chinese woman says her pet dog has taken to peeing upside down.

Mrs Chen, of Changchun city, says 18-month-old ‘Baby’ began peeing in the new position just three months ago.

“He used to pee as other dogs do. But one day I found him putting both hind legs up onto the tree to pee,” she told East Asia Business News.

“I thought maybe that was only for the one day. But from then on, unexpectedly, he would pee in that acrobatic position.”

Chen says Baby’s other unusual trait is that he is a vegetarian.’


Sunday, February 11, 2007

 

Luckiest man alive

‘Melbourne surgeons have miraculously saved a teenager who was speared through an eye with a metal chair leg.

Shafique el-Fahkri, 19, was admitted to Royal Melbourne Hospital with the chair leg embedded about 10cm through his head to his neck, where it had partially severed an artery.

He walked out of hospital on Friday, 19 days after being admitted, with no brain damage or loss of sight.

The horrific injury was sustained in a brawl in the city outside Metro nightclub in Bourke St. Fireman cut the chair away from Mr el-Fahkri’s head at the scene.’


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How to Nail Jell-O to a Wall

‘Our past contributions to the field of gelatin-related studies include our quest for the Ultimate Jell-O shot, setting a Jell-O shot on fire, and mixing homemade ballistics gel. If anything involves Jell-O and science, we’re there. So it was with great interest that we read Graeme Cole’s groundbreaking research into the feasibility of securing Jell-O to a vertical surface by means of manually impacted cylindrical metal fasteners – otherwise known as “nailing Jell-O to a wall.”’


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Is she faking it, or is it a real vagina?

‘As you know, many women are getting their vaginas surgically enhanced (designer vaginas) to make them prettier and more feminine. Can you distinguish which female genitals designer vaginas and which are natural?’


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Thursday, February 1, 2007

 

Rate My Camel Toe

‘The Best Toes on the net!’

People will rate anything. It’s fucken great. 🙂 I should start a website called rateyourmothershairyanus.com. People with start submitting pictures of hairy arseholes within hours.


What will Hermione say, Harry?

‘Divested of his clothes, not to mention the lightning scar on his forehead, this is Harry Potter a million miles from Hogwarts.

Between filming the fifth and sixth Potter movies, 17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe is appearing on the West End stage in a revival of Peter Shaffer’s controversial play Equus.’


Tuesday, January 30, 2007

 

One Click Butter Cutter

‘Portion control is an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle. No more messy butter dish. 5 pats equal 1 tablespoon. Slices, serves, and stores one stick of butter or margarine.’

If I had one I’d cut yo momma’s butter. And she’d love it.


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Abandoned Cincinnati Subway System

‘Most major cities have subway systems–New York, LA, Chicago, Washington. In the early years of the twentieth century, when the river trade was flourishing and it ranked in the top ten largest cities in the nation, Cincinnati decided to build one for itself. The major impetus was the draining of the Miami and Erie Canal, along which the subway would be built.’


Wiltshire’s Secret Underground City

‘Welcome to Wiltshire’s Secret Underground City… the 35 acre subterranean Cold War City that lies 100 feet beneath Corsham.

Built in the late 50s this massive city complex was designed to safely house up to 4,000 central Government personnel in the event of a nuclear strike.

In a former Bath stone quarry the city, code named Burlington, was to be the site of the main Emergency Government War Headquarters – the hub of the Country’s alternative seat of power outside London.’


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Monday, January 29, 2007

 

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Pictures of hot chicks with douchebags. And amusing descriptions to go with the pictures. For example:

‘I’ve seen ass chin before.

I’ve seen butt chin. I’ve seen chin pubes. I’ve even seen chin crack.

But this is beyond all of that. This is “Chin Ass.” One of the rarest forms of anus manifestation in the douche-face, Chin Ass conquers all previous ass chin aspirants. [..]’


Sunday, January 28, 2007

 

Pseudomamma on the foot: An unusual presentation of supernumerary breast tissue

‘A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.’

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Friday, January 26, 2007

 

Sexed Robots

`The sexed robots are autonomous wheeled platforms fitted with nylon genital organs, respectively male and female. They are programmed to explore their environment, occasionally entering a “in heat” mode, where they will try and locate a partner in the same state. If a partner is located, the robots will attempt to mate.’


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Turn your Champagne into a DEADLY weapon!!!!

`We’ve had some complaints lately about Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories not being sufficiently evil. (Too many projects that are “safe” and “legal.” Blah blah blah.)

Today we’re going to fix that by helping you to turn your New Year’s Champagne into a DEADLY weapon!!!!

(Just in case you were wondering: Yes, four exclamation marks are required.)’


Titanic Slide

‘This event celebrates the epic movie that was almost never completed…the James Cameron classic…TITANIC! The highest grossing cinematic release ever. Measuring 33 feet in height and 50 feet in length, this awesome slide captures the feeling of the real giant. Adding to the realism of this ride are the famed triple screw propellers and rudder. One could almost believe the ship is sinking! Who will survive the slide down? This dual slide captures all the excitement of the famed ocean liner on it’s maiden voyage’

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