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Thursday, July 17, 2008

 

Dozens Of Ravers Partially Blinded At Party

‘Up to 30 partygoers at an outdoor rave have been partially blinded by a laser light show.

Health officials confirmed 12 cases of laser-blindness from the event, with reports suggesting up to 17 more.

Some of those affected have lost up to 80 per cent of their vision.

Guests at the Aquamarine Open Air Festival in Kirzhach, Russia, began seeking medical help days after the show, complaining of vision problems.

Lasers like these were erected inside giant tents at the Aquamarine Open Air Festival in Kirzhach, Russia, after heavy rain. Up to 30 ravers suffered permanent damage to their vision.
Heavy rain had forced organisers of the event, which took place on July 5 in the town 50 miles outside Moscow, to put up tents for the all-night dance party.

The lasers, which are designed to illuminate the sky, were reflected by the canopy into the eyes of the ravers, burning their retinas.’


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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

 

Dead or Alive – You Spin Me Round

Watch out, here I come..

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

 

Beatboxing Parrot

(1.0meg Flash video)

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

 

Slow Motion People

This is bizarre, but really cool. It gets somewhat more interesting as it progresses. 🙂

Peace, love, ecstasy..

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

 

The Cake Is A Lie

Anyway, this cake is great. It’s so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there’s science to do.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

 

New York Mets become victims of Rick Astley online pranksters

‘As upsets go, it ranks alongside the most extraordinary results in sporting history. When the New York Mets, one of America’s most revered baseball teams, asked their fans to select a new theme song, they could never have predicted that the winner would be a has-been Lancastrian pop star.

But five million people had apparently voted on the Mets’ website for Rick Astley and his 1987 classic, Never Gonna Give You Up. Organisers were, to put it mildly, puzzled. [..]

It was only when internet blogs began buzzing with reports of the Astley success that organisers realised that they had been “rickrolled”.

The Mets, it emerged, had become the latest, and most high-profile, victim of a bizarre web phenomenon aimed at ensuring that Astley’s 1980s single, made by the bubblegum pop producers Stock, Aitken and Waterman, is played as often as possible.’

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

 

Rick Astley, king of the ‘Rickroll,’ talks about his song’s second coming

‘On a frosty Canadian morning, a masked crusader tromps across a parking lot, over a snow bank and onto the sidewalk. He has a loudspeaker strapped ominously to his chest.

He halts, aiming the speaker toward the building across the street. “This is a song by some dead guy,” he says. And then, music booms forth:

“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.” [..]

“It’s a bit spooky, innit?” said Rick Astley, the singer who made the song famous in 1987 and who is not dead. With considerable help, including assists from RCA Records, the webmaster of Astley’s U.K. fan site, and his manager at Sony BMG, I tracked down Astley at his home in London last weekend. He spoke for the first time about the phenomenon called Rickrolling, best described by example: You are reading your favorite Hollywood gossip blog and arrive at a link urging you to “Click here for exclusive video of Britney’s latest freakout!!” Click you do, but instead of Britney, it’s a dashing 21-year-old Briton that pops onto the screen. You, sir, have been Rickroll’d.’


Friday, March 28, 2008

 

The Pixies – Hey

and the whores like a choir go ‘uh’ all night..

and Mary ain’t you tired of this?

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

 

What shall we do with the drunken Spartan?

Wey-hey and up she rises..

(2.2meg Shockwave)

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

 

Death Metal Puppy

(2.3meg Flash video)

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Air Bag Knocks Dude Out Cold

This fellow is in his car, bopping along with Queen. Bopping along a bit too enthusiastically. 🙂

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Guilty as a bear can bee

‘A Macedonian court has convicted a bear of theft and damage for stealing honey from a beekeeper who fought off the attacks with thumping “turbo-folk” music.

“I tried to distract the bear with lights and music because I heard bears are afraid of that,” Zoran Kiseloski told top-selling daily Dnevnik after the year-long case of the bear versus the beekeeper ended in the beekeeper’s favour.

“So I bought a generator, lit up the area and put on songs of (Serbian ‘turbo-folk’ star) Ceca.”

The bear stayed away for a few weeks, but came back when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, Kiseloski said, adding, “it attacked the beehives again”.

A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars ($3696) damage it caused to the hives.’


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Music Industry Proposes a Piracy Surcharge on ISPs

‘Having failed to stop piracy by suing internet users, the music industry is for the first time seriously considering a file sharing surcharge that internet service providers would collect from users. [..]

“It’s monetizing the anarchy,” says Peter Jenner, head of the International Music Manager’s Forum, who plans to join Griffin on the panel.

Griffin’s idea is to collect a fee from internet service providers — something like $5 per user per month — and put it into a pool that would be used to compensate songwriters, performers, publishers and music labels. A collecting agency would divvy up the money according to artists’ popularity on P2P sites, just as ASCAP and BMI pay songwriters for broadcasts and live performances of their work.’


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Thursday, March 13, 2008

 

Dumb Blonde Mic Check

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Friday, March 7, 2008

 

Bob Marley – Baby I Love Your Way

I can see the sunset in your eyes.

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Hells Angels Plotted to Kill Mick Jagger

‘The death of Meredith Hunter, an 18-year-old black man who clashed with members of the Hells Angels motorcycle gang guarding a rock-concert stage while The Rolling Stones played “Under My Thumb,” spelled the end of the cultural phenomenon that was the 1960’s, according to many observers. But it also led to an assassination plot against Mick Jagger, according to a former F.B.I. agent who is featured in an upcoming BBC report.

In the aftermath of the ugly incident at the Altamont Speedway in California, which was famously captured on film by documentary filmmakers Albert and David Maysles, the Stones did not use the Hells Angels for security again, and did not support them in the finger-pointing that followed Mr. Hunter’s death. A group of the bikers were evidently outraged enough to want to kill Mr. Jagger, so they set out for his vacation home in the Hamptons, according to Mark Young, the former F.B.I. agent.

“A group of them took a boat, and were all tooled up and planned to attack him from the sea,” Tom Mangold, the host of the BBC program featuring Mr. Young, told The Sunday Telegraph. “They planned the attack from the sea so they could enter his property from the garden and avoid security at the front.”‘


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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

 

Hitler – Where Brooklyn At?

Oh my God, I’m dropping shit like a pigeon. I hope you’re listenin’..

(5.0meg Flash video)

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Monday, March 3, 2008

 

Whole Wide World

She probably lives in Tahiti.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

 

Clarence Carter – Strokin’

If my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stick it up my ..

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Asian Baby Sings Hey Jude

Then you can start to make it berrer..

(4.4meg Flash video)

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

 

Cibo Matto – Sugar Water

a woman in the moon is singing to the earth..

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Husker Du – Don’t Want To Know If You Are Lonely

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Romeo Void – Never Say Never

I might like you better if we slept together..

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Kate Bush – Wuthering Heights

Heathcliff, it’s me! Kathy!

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Ivory Coast’s ‘big-bottom’ craze

‘A national dance craze in Ivory Coast has spawned a black market in treatments claiming to increase one’s bottom size.

The dance in question has been inspired by DJ Mix and DJ Eloh’s hit song Bobaraba, which means “big bottom” in the local Djoula language.

When it plays you can be guaranteed that the dance floor will be packed with people shaking their derrieres.

Even Ivorian footballers have adopted the moves and could be seen wiggling their bottoms in a curious on-pitch dance after each goal scored during the just-ended Africa Nations Cup.

However, doctors have warned of the possible dangers of some of the concoctions on sale. ‘


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Virtuoso’s trip destroys priceless Stradivarius

‘As a former child prodigy blessed with chiselled good looks, they called him the David Beckham of the classical violin. Now he is more likely to be known as the lad with the broken Strad.

David Garrett, 26, one of the nation’s foremost young concert performers, had an accident that every world-class musician must dread: at the end of a concert at the Barbican he tripped and landed on his violin.

The instrument is a 290-year-old Stradivarius, so rare that it would be almost impossible to estimate its value. Certainly there are people who would have gladly paid hundreds of thousands of pounds for it, before its glamorous owner did a turn as Mr Bean.

Now he has a badly damaged violin that will be out of use for at least eight months, and may never sound the same again. He is also facing a ÂŁ60,000 repair bill.’


Friday, February 15, 2008

 

The Picard Song

(12meg Flash video)

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Saturday, February 9, 2008

 

Message from Xenu

I’m coming to get you.. in my DC-8.. there’s no escape.

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

 

Russian Idol

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Monday, February 4, 2008

 

Burning Down The House

The Swedish are sexy people.

Wanna debate that? Ha! You lose.

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