moonbuggy

‘Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes.’

I’m afraid I can’t help it.

I’m afraid I can’t ..

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I’m stranded on my own. Stranded, far from home.

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I don’t know just where I’m going.

But I’m gonna try for the kingdom, if I can.

‘Cause it makes me feel like I’m a man.

And I guess that I just don’t know.

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‘Born in Baden in 1941, Klaus Harmony was the foremost German composer of erotik film scores in the 1970’s, crafting music for over nine classic movies in just thirteen years. In collaboration with filmmaker and long time friend, Friedrich Wohlfäht, he expanded and thrust the genre beyond its known limits until his tragic death in an unexplained explosion during a visit to a second-hand music store in London’s east end.’

I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

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‘Controversial US rapper Snoop Dogg is being denied entry to Australia after failing a character test.

The cancellation of the rapper, record producer and actor’s visa means he will not be able to appear at the MTV Australian Video Music Awards this weekend, as planned.

Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews said Snoop Dogg was being issued with a notice of intention to cancel his visa after he failed to pass the requisite character test.

Snoop Dogg, 35, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, pleaded no contest to felony gun and drug charges in the US earlier this month.’

‘Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.’

Hooray for country and western music. 🙂

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‘A plan to sedate more than 300 horses stabled at Belgrade’s racecourse to keep them calm during a Rolling Stones concert there has enraged Serb animal lovers who are lobbying to have the gig moved to another venue.

The concert is expected to draw more than 100,000 people to the Hippodrome, Belgrade’s largest fenced space. The horses will be only a few metres from the stage.

“Horses differ, the same as people. Some are more nervous, more skittish,” said hostler Jovanka Prelic. “If they get too nervous or start to panic during the concert, they’ll get sedatives.” [..]

The sedative would be diazepam. In Serbia it trades under the name Bensedin, a very popular drug during the 78 days of NATO air strikes in 1999, when much of Belgrade’s adult population was on tranquillisers.’

You’ve been running around the racetrack. Put that mother to bed.

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‘People who illegally download music would have their telephone and internet services cut off under a radical new plan proposed by the music industry.

Fed up with falling sales, the industry – which claims Australians download more than one billion songs illegally each year – has been discussing tough new guidelines with internet service providers (ISPs) since late last year.

Record labels, music publishers and other copyright holders are involved.’

ya see i’m six foot one and i’m tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali
and i dress so viciously

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Crazy lady, living in a bag. Eating out of garbage pails, used to be a fag-hag.

It’s like a jungle sometimes.

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‘The stars of a major Live 8-style concert to raise awareness of climate change have been condemned as hypocrites for failing to lead environmentally friendly lives themselves. [..]

“Madonna’s Confessions tour produced 440 tonnes of CO2 in four months of last year. And that was just the flights between the countries, not taking into account the truckloads of equipment needed, the power to stage such a show and the transport of all the thousands of fans getting to the gigs.

“The Red Hot Chili Peppers produced 220 tonnes of CO2 with their private jet alone over six months on their last world tour which was 42 dates.

“The average a British person produces is 10 tonnes a year,” said John Buckley, managing director-of CarbonFootprint.com.’

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‘You’ve heard the legend: Cue up Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz, and trippiness ensues. Now we’ve set it up so you can judge for yourself.

Watch the four creepiest sync-ups, right now!’

I like number 3.

I plan to put some old Preservation Hall Jazz Band stuff up when I can find some too. And possibly some more Kurt Weill/Bertolt Brecht things too.

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‘The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting..’

Johnny Cash does a good version of it too. 🙂

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‘Your office has a duty of good faith independent factual investigation and legal research sufficient to support a finding of probable cause to sue.

In Williams v. Coombs (1986) 179 Cal. App. 3d 626, the California Court of Appeal held that attorneys who participate in the filing or maintenance of litigation without probable cause are personally liable for malicious prosecution of a civil action. [..]

If your client (and your law firm?) are seeking probable cause shelter in a settlement negotiations house of straw (as suggested by your March 23 letter), all of you should consider the prevailing winds of the Evidence Code before making yourselves too comfortable. Straw will burn.’

It’s actually funnier than it may sound. 🙂 Hooray for standing up to the RIAA.

But I’m quite sure that you’ll tell me what the fuck we should do..

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‘This year’s Super Bowl telecast generated about 150 complaints to the Federal Communications Commission, with the bulk of the beefs centering on Prince’s halftime performance and a Snickers commercial. As seen in the letters on the following pages, many correspondents were upset because they believed that the rock star was manipulating his guitar as if it were a penis. As one viewer noted in an e-mail, the “pro-homosexual theme” of this year’s event, telecast on CBS, was “disgraceful.” The writer added that “just because 6% of the population is gay,” porn did not need to be included in the broadcast. Another purportedly offended viewer was concerned that the halftime show would have an unfortunate lasting effect on his son, who “hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay…Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.” [..]’

Run to the bedroom. In the suitcase on the left you’ll find my favourite axe.

Don’t look so frightened. This is just a passing phase, one my my bad days.

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He’s a very smart fellow.

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With a cool soundtrack to go along with it. 🙂

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‘It’s V to the A to the D E R.. Reconstructing the Death Star..’

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