‘So a little while back we got photos to BME from Steve Truitt of his girlfriend Kasja and a friend doing a “vagina pull” (a female pubic mound flesh hook pull). After seeing the photos, I wasn’t sure if I should be very amused, very turned on, or both! It’s not the first time that we’ve seen a pull of this kind (I think the first one took place at one of the Philly or NJ BBQs if I recall correctly), but Kasja and her friend looked like they were having so much fun that I had to talk to her about it.’
‘In the past anyone who didnt have musical talent could release their creative juices by playing Air Guitar, well why cant the same be true for people who have never had sex? Thats why Air Sex is sweeping Japan as the latest craze.’
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21 Gay Street is, I assume, the lesbian version of 21 Jump Street.
‘I made this tutorial to help you guys create fake cumshots in Photoshop. It’s pretty fast, easy and fun thing to do. I used Photoshop CS2 but I’m sure that it will work on older versions of Photoshop as well.’
Hooray for breast feeding 7 year olds. Or not. [shrug] 🙂
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‘A Kentucky woman sued her a doctor for branding her uterus with the initials of his alma mater during an operation to remove the organ.
Stephanie Means alleged that while Dr. James Guiler performed the hysterectomy at Central Baptist Hospital in Lexington, he “used a cauterizing instrument to intentionally brand the letters ‘UK,’ approximately 4-5 cm in height, on Plaintiff Stephanie Means’s uterus.”
Means’s lawsuit noted that since she and her husband were apprehensive about the surgery, Guiler filmed the procedure and gave the couple a copy of the videotape, which, the Fayette Circuit Court lawsuit stated, “clearly showed the instrument being used to brand Stephanie’s uterus.”‘
This actually happened in 2003 or so, but now here’s the video of the branding.
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An illustration of the evolution of man.
‘Every guy has been in a position where he is asked a question and he doesn’t respond completely honestly. What if guys stopped lying and started saying what they were really thinking?’
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Australian’s are fucken funny. 🙂
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‘First you get yourself a quality motor and some burgers. Then you throw the burgers at some muppets head from the roof of the car.’
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This makes me laugh. 🙂 Hooray for parrots.
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‘The most celebrated of all the diphallic terata was Jean Baptista dos Santos, who when but six months old was spoken of by Acton. His father and mother were healthy and had two well-formed children. He was easily born after an uneventful pregnancy. He was good-looking, well proportioned, and had two distinct penises, each as large as that of a child of six months. Urination proceeded simultaneously from both penises; he had also two scrotums. Behind and between the legs there was another limb, or rather two, united throughout their length. It was connected to the pubis by a short stem 1/2 inch long and as large as the little finger, consisting of separate bones and cartilages. There was a patella in the supernumerary limb on the anal aspect, and a joint freely movable. This compound limb had no power of motion, but was endowed with sensibility…’
I’ve been using the word “biphallic” all this time, it seems “diphallic” may be more correct..?
Followup to Biphallic Pictures.
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‘Parents are furious a PE mistress is being allowed to carry on teaching their kids despite posing topless on the internet.
Former England netball player Louise Crolla, 26, exposes her enhanced 32DD boobs and offers to do ‘fetish’ work on the modelling agency website.
But her headmaster will not sack her from her £30,000 supply job. [..]
He told the News of the World: “Miss Crolla is a capable and fully qualified teacher. She has passed all the relevant checks, teachers have to go through.
“On that basis at this time, she can continue to work here.”‘
For those of you having trouble keeping your balls clean.
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This girl gets turned on by having sharp knives run across her skin.
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‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and today it is also in the click of your mouse. Consider the key key aspects of nipple appearance, nipple projection and areola size, and then cast your vote for the perfect nipple. It’s simple to do, click on the square with your favorite nipple then click “cast your vote”. If you enter your email address you can also receive our popular cosmetic surgery newsletter.’
She gives it a try tho. Parents may be cunts tho, hard to say. [shrug]
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If this is your first night you have to fuck.
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‘It’s V to the A to the D E R.. Reconstructing the Death Star..’
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This is one of those games where you have to move the cursor through a maze type thing, without touching the walls.
Some of you may have no trouble when it comes to not being able to touch the sides.. 🙂
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‘Ryan Burke decided it would be a great idea to amass a crowd of 100s of UNC students to witness him breaking up with his girlfriend Mindy. (Valentines Day 2007)’
‘I’m not ready to make it right, I’m not ready to back down..’
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