moonbuggy

Full House was a silly show.

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‘Some kid pranks a hotel disguising his voice. The receptionist does his best to be professional but finally ends up laughing uncontrollably.’

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‘As you know, many women are getting their vaginas surgically enhanced (designer vaginas) to make them prettier and more feminine. Can you distinguish which female genitals designer vaginas and which are natural?’

‘These radio DJs call two separate phone sex operators and tell them to hold while they go get their girlfriend who wants to chat. They then connect the two unsuspecting operators with each other.’

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No safety or surprise.

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Hooray for crushing beer cans with breasts.

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‘In the footage, Paris and her sister Nicky are at a house party dancing by themselves to the sounds of Notorious B.I.G.’s “Hypnotize.” A male friend who dances in between them was referred to as a “faggot” by both Hilton sisters.

Then, at about 2 minutes and 45 seconds into the footage, Paris approaches the camera and laughs, “We’re like two niggers.”

The “Simple Life” star, who recently reunited with her black former best friend, Nicole Richie, steps to the camera again at about 3:55 to vent about a run-in with a woman at the party, whom she describes as a “fuckin’ hoodlum, broke, poor bitch from like, Compton – public school bitch.”

To cap things off, the video ends with the videographer yelling, “Todd’s a thug nigga.”’

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It’s like YouTube, but for bestiality.

People are strange.

.. also, if you like BeastTube, you might also like Petlust Videos and Mr Hands. And don’t forget to check out the main page for more good stuff.

`GDAY CUNTS! MY NAME IS SHANE SKILLZ – I AM THE MOST GANGSTA CUNT ON MYSPACE AND I RECKON ONE OF THE BEST EVR RAPPERZ IN AUSTRALIA. I LUV REPRESENTIN AND BASHIN THE FUCK OUT OF WACK CUNTS WHO DESERVE IT. MY FIRST EVR SONG (I FUCKEN REPRESENT CUNT) IS A NUMBER ONE HIT THAT EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA LOVES AND I AM WORKIN ON MY DAYBUE ALBUM RIGHT NOW. I ALSO LOVE ROOTIN HOT BITCHES AND DRINKIN MELBOURNE BITTER AND DOIN DOPE PIECES ON DUNNY BLOCKS. MY CREW IS CALLED SKILL UNIT AND INCLUEDS DJ SCREWY AND PC WHO IS A TUFF CUNT THAT CAN FUCK YOU UP. I GET A LOT OF FAN MAIL SO DONT GET PISSED IF I CANT GET BACK TO YOU. HATERZ CAN SUCK A CHODE.. WERD. SHANE SKILLZ I FUCKEN REPREZENT CUNTS!’

I quite like the song. 🙂

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‘We got activity out here but I don’t think we need to report it.. It appears to be fornication.. We’re taping it..’

Hooray for FLIR, I suppose. 🙂 The guys on the radio back at base seem pretty keen to make sure they get a copy of the tape made.

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That’s pretty fucked up. Almost like it’s from a zombie movie. Except it’s not zombies, it’s rabies.

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This is some sort of art or some bizarre new fetish. Maybe both.

‘A French couple is busted having sex in a bank by a group of teenagers with a cell phone camera from across the street. A bit long and shaky but the woman’s reaction when she realizes she was just caught is pretty priceless.’

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This is quite an interesting old advertisement for a car dealer, somewhere around Baltimore by the sounds of things.

Don’t forget to bring your wife. 🙂

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So, you have a vagina but want to piss standing up? No problem. 🙂

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I’m fairly sure this is a repost, but this clip is slightly longer than the original I’ve got somewhere.

I just love his grin at the end. 🙂

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‘Male Camel Toe, or MCT, is an embarrassing spilttage of ball-matter into two lobes.’

The ballgonda is amusing. 🙂

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She seems pretty pleased with her dive.

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I don’t know if there should be a comma in there or not. “If you see her, run” is just as valid a title. 🙂

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‘Although tales about men suffering severe burns to their genitalia (or even being electrocuted) through urinating on electric fences or electrified train rails are common in urban legendry, such occurrences are exceeding unlikely (if not outright impossible). Accordingly, the story accompanying the photograph reproduced above about a “Texas redneck” who met with an unfortunate injury after drinking too much and then “peeing on a 3-phase electric fence” — is a fanciful invention that has nothing to do with the picture’s actual origins.

This image accompanied an article authored by five Chinese doctors (from the Department of Urology at the Third Military Medical University in Chongqing) and published in the Asian Journal of Andrology, a case report from 2003 about a 38-year-old man who sought medical attention at a clinic for genital herpes simplex. A circumcision was performed and the patient was treated with short-wave diathermy that proved excessive, producing a severe burn to the penis that resulted in necrosis and gangrene.’

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‘Oh.. Dude..’

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