Split Dick
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A working mirror seems to be back online. Hooray for goatse. 🙂
The making of goatse image series is worth a chuckle too.
Update: the mirror has gone down again. In the meantime, there’s this:
.. and sticking his finger up his arse whilst he’s doing it, by the looks of things.
`We’ve been taught that in God we must trust,
And obeying each law is a must.
But this Miss Fit’s leery
Of the gravity theory
For to her Newton’s Law is a bust.’
I think this is why she’s not Miss Nevada anymore..?
[shrug] 🙂
I can’t translate this page into English, so I have no idea what the fuck this is about.
Hairy tit thing is about the best I can do. [shrug] 🙂
Is this a fashion shoot, or has she snorted a little bit too much cocaine? 🙂 Either way, there’s titties.
`The CALM-COW® is a device for immobilization and anesthetization of cattle. The CALM-COW® is not an electroshock device. Weak electromagnetic waves are generated, whereby the animal is gently and safely immobilized – without harming the animal and without side effects. Watch our video to see for yourself. [..]
As soon as the rectal probe is removed, the animal returns to normal. ‘
The video is probably NSFW, the rest is fine.
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‘I’ll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a fucken lawn mower.’
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A few people are stuck in a house in the snow and they’re playing a game to pass the time. Each person takes turns telling another person something horrible they’ve secretly done to them in the past.
‘From the Japanese late night show “Vermilion Pleasure Night” A geisha, teaches English for “everyday situations”. I doubt some of these phrases are used in everyday life though.’
The third phrase is hilarious. I’ve never used or heard anyone use it, but apparently it’s useful in everyday life so I should start using it. First rate. 🙂
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`Apparently Britney does really hate underwear. Either that, or Paris is still teaching her how to gain publicity(and tons of respect) by flashing the whole world her cooter – complete with cesarean scar!’
A baseball team’s manager goes a bit crazy during a radio interview. He’s got some good information for anyone looking to plant tomatos though.
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