Posts tagged as: NSFW

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Monday, October 16, 2006

 

Jay and Silent Bob Deleted Scene

You can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bull frog.

(2.9meg Flash video)

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Friday, October 13, 2006

 

Price Is Right Bouncing Boobs

‘Someone has brilliantly taken a bunch of clips of girls running and jumping on the Price is Right. I guess this is Bob Barker meets Baywatch.’

(9meg Flash video)

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

 

Do You Take It?

‘A racy music video that asks the crucial question, “Do you take it?”.’

(7.0meg Flash video)

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Caught Banging Blow Up Doll?

‘If you were banging a blow up doll wouldn’t you lock the freakin door? I’ll let you be the judge.’

(2.5meg Windows media)

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

 

Horse Love

Safe for work if you have headphones. 🙂

(6.2meg Flash video)

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Monday, July 31, 2006

 

Electrocution of the Phallus

Why?

(1.1meg Flash video)

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Sunday, July 30, 2006

 

Funniest Mike Tyson moments

Mike Tyson is an idiot.

(21.4meg Windows media)

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Saturday, July 29, 2006

 

Problems With My Bumhole

`This page, like my arse, is still under construction. Despite hemorrhoid surgery, laser fissure closing and repeated anal tucks, Johnny’s arse is still not ready for public exposure. Once Johnny is happy with his arse we expect to be able to show it on this page. In the meantime here’s a picture of a bird trying to fine-tune her smile by twiddling her nips…..’


Tuesday, June 20, 2006

 

Got Milk?

(4.3meg Windows media)


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Saturday, May 13, 2006

 

Interview Gone Wrong

Do you have an opinion on bilingualism in Canada? This woman does.

(1.7meg Windows media)


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‘Big Love’ Chloe Sevigny Nude Shoot

`Chloe who plays one of the wifes in HBO’s new show ‘Big Love’ appeared in this nude photoshoot.’


Knee Vagina?

Not in a language I can read, but the pictures speak for themselves, I suppose.


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Sunday, May 7, 2006

 

Random Crazy Naked Man Picture


Tuesday, May 2, 2006

 

Where do you draw the line between porn stars fighting, and porn?

(3.4meg Flash video)

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

 

Least safe for work video ever

I always find it amusing that no matter how many times I think to myself “I’ll never find anything more offensive than what I’ve just posted” there’s _always_ something worse to find, floating somewhere around on the interwebs.

Still, this time I _really_ think this might be the most awful thing ever.

I don’t recommend anyone watch this video. Especially not at work.

(3.9meg Flash video)

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

 

The Worlds Oldest Gang Bang

`Crystal, 19 years old, has agreed to have sex with 50 people, both male and female, over the age of 60 to make “The Worlds Oldest Gang Bang”.

If you would like to be involved in this exciting project, and are over the age of 60. CLICK HERE to let Rob know your interested.

DO NOT SEND PHOTOS WITH YOUR EMAIL! All that is required from you at this time is an email with the following info… Name, Age, Phone Number.

All types are being sought for this project. So long as you are over the age of 60.

Women with strap-on’s are encouraged to apply.’


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Cock In A Blender

This seems unnecessarily dangerous, if you ask me.

(1.3meg Flash video)

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

 

Grrrrrrr

Not safe for work.

Unless you are some sort of professional fat porn viewer.


Tuesday, April 18, 2006

 

Pimp Her Ride

Pretty strange. Not safe for work.

(1.1meg Flash video)

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

 

Carmen Electra Rides The Sybian

`Howard Stern pushed Carmen Electra one step closer to leaving Dave Navarro this morning when he convinced the sexy actress to buck up and take a ride on the world-famous Sybian machine– a sex toy-esque machine that he can only usually get pornstars and strippers to hop on!’

(13.3meg Windows media)

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Sunday, April 9, 2006

 

The Britney Spears birth Statue. From Behind.

You saw the shots from the front here: Britney Spears gets birthing monument

And now, heres the bits you really want to see.

It’s art, so it has to be safe for work. Maybe. 🙂

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Wednesday, April 5, 2006

 

Boobs Bubbles

Not safe for work if you win.


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Monday, March 20, 2006

 

Who’s your granddaddy

‘A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia’s growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show.

David Bozdoganov has since starred in the films The Old Neighbour and Handyman at Work.

Director Alexander Plahov said: “We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back.

“I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. [..]”‘

Also, lemons.


Friday, March 17, 2006

 

Nostral Ejaculation

Accurately titled, if not accurately spelt. Safe for work? Have a guess..

(570kB Windows media)


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Friday, March 3, 2006

 

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple.

All that cocaine seems to have taken its toll aswell.

Not for work.


Thursday, March 2, 2006

 

Shock Absorber

Shock Absorber is some brand of bra, apparently. And this is the bounceometer that simulates boobies bouncing about.


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Saturday, February 25, 2006

 

ET Porn

Not safe for work. ET has girly bits, apparently.


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Monday, February 13, 2006

 

Sex With Flipper

It’s not a real dolphin, but it’s still not safe for work. 🙂

(2.5meg Windows Media)


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Dannii Minogue Lesbian Lapdance Video Pictures

`Dannii Minogue, the equally hot sister of Australian singer Kylie Minogue seems to have a thing for the ladies. News of the World is reporting that Dannii Minogue was caught on tape, via a closed-circuit video camera, getting a super-raunchy lap dance at London’s Puss in Boots strip club. The lapdance was full on, breaking all the “no touching” rules, and definitely entered into lesbian territory.’

with pictures.


Saturday, February 11, 2006

 

CuntCircus.com: Vagina Circus Acts