Jay and Silent Bob Deleted Scene
You can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bull frog.
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You can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bull frog.
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‘Someone has brilliantly taken a bunch of clips of girls running and jumping on the Price is Right. I guess this is Bob Barker meets Baywatch.’
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‘A racy music video that asks the crucial question, “Do you take it?”.’
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‘If you were banging a blow up doll wouldn’t you lock the freakin door? I’ll let you be the judge.’
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`This page, like my arse, is still under construction. Despite hemorrhoid surgery, laser fissure closing and repeated anal tucks, Johnny’s arse is still not ready for public exposure. Once Johnny is happy with his arse we expect to be able to show it on this page. In the meantime here’s a picture of a bird trying to fine-tune her smile by twiddling her nips…..’
Do you have an opinion on bilingualism in Canada? This woman does.
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`Chloe who plays one of the wifes in HBO’s new show ‘Big Love’ appeared in this nude photoshoot.’
I always find it amusing that no matter how many times I think to myself “I’ll never find anything more offensive than what I’ve just posted” there’s _always_ something worse to find, floating somewhere around on the interwebs.
Still, this time I _really_ think this might be the most awful thing ever.
I don’t recommend anyone watch this video. Especially not at work.
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`Crystal, 19 years old, has agreed to have sex with 50 people, both male and female, over the age of 60 to make “The Worlds Oldest Gang Bang”.
If you would like to be involved in this exciting project, and are over the age of 60. CLICK HERE to let Rob know your interested.
DO NOT SEND PHOTOS WITH YOUR EMAIL! All that is required from you at this time is an email with the following info… Name, Age, Phone Number.
All types are being sought for this project. So long as you are over the age of 60.
Women with strap-on’s are encouraged to apply.’
`Howard Stern pushed Carmen Electra one step closer to leaving Dave Navarro this morning when he convinced the sexy actress to buck up and take a ride on the world-famous Sybian machine– a sex toy-esque machine that he can only usually get pornstars and strippers to hop on!’
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You saw the shots from the front here: Britney Spears gets birthing monument
And now, heres the bits you really want to see.
It’s art, so it has to be safe for work. Maybe. 🙂
‘A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia’s growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show.
David Bozdoganov has since starred in the films The Old Neighbour and Handyman at Work.
Director Alexander Plahov said: “We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back.
“I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. [..]”‘
Also, lemons.
Accurately titled, if not accurately spelt. Safe for work? Have a guess..
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Shock Absorber is some brand of bra, apparently. And this is the bounceometer that simulates boobies bouncing about.
It’s not a real dolphin, but it’s still not safe for work. 🙂
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`Dannii Minogue, the equally hot sister of Australian singer Kylie Minogue seems to have a thing for the ladies. News of the World is reporting that Dannii Minogue was caught on tape, via a closed-circuit video camera, getting a super-raunchy lap dance at London’s Puss in Boots strip club. The lapdance was full on, breaking all the “no touching” rules, and definitely entered into lesbian territory.’
with pictures.