moonbuggy

`wtf randomness for the win!’

`I’m happy to say that silicone was not responsible for my recent stay in the hospital. I had a severe case of pneumonia. I’m not sure how or why the hospital doctors were so focused on the silicone; I can only guess that because of the controversy surrounding silicone usage, they immediately wanted to focus on that.

Early on, the hospital doctors said I may have pneumonia, but then they seemed to rule it out. The diagnosis on my discharge paperwork says, “Probable Silicone Embolism Syndrome”. It’s amazing that after 2 weeks in the hospital, they couldn’t be a little more sure about it.’

Be wared, this forum post it brought to you by the ExtremeCock Community and there are pictures posted. Bet you can’t guess why “silicone” keeps getting mentioned. 🙂

This is fucking dirty.

And by dirty I mean not safe for work.

Just another one of these images that makes your brain go “WTF?”.

Not safe for work, unless your boss is on Christmas holidays already.

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Tired of goatse, lemonparty and tubgirl?

This could be the next big fad.

Not safe for work, though not as bad as that Mr. Hands thing from the other week.

‘At last the definitive collection of Alan Jones blooper tapes. These insights in Alan’s workplace behaviour are taken from his time working at Sydney radio station 2UE in the 1990s. They were leaked to us by an anonymous source.

They show a side of Alan you don’t normally see in public life. He swears. He chucks tantrums. He reviews films. He complains about dust in the studios.’

If you don’t know who Alan Jones is, this photo will help:

Remember that guy died after sneaking onto a farm and being fucked by a horse?

This is apparently the video. Absolutely not safe for work.

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The translation is `Undressed With Car’.

Those crazy Germans. 🙂

I’ve blogged this before. But this version has funky music to go along with it.

Not safe for work. Unless your boss is particularly loose, I s’pose.

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`o.k. so i’m no barry white but i did pick up this little gem at a local bookstore on a recommendation from the clerk (thanks nameless clerk) which i wanted to share. it’s a slim but large format volume called the erotic coloring book published in 1975 by berlin & associates out of l.a., illustrated by a guy named craig berlin. it’s high-larious and most assuredly nsfw. possibly nsfpptdhf as well (not safe for people prone to dangerous hallucinogenic flashbacks). you might consider it the companion piece to this earlier post i suppose. see a sampling of the self proclaimed erotic pages below.’

circa 1925.

It’s porn, btw.

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Slightly amusing. Bob Saget has a small penis, apparently. [shrug] 🙂

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Some strange man rapping strange stuff. I assume he’s being ridiculous on purpose, but you never know.

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Funnily enough, this one might just pass as safe for work because there’s really nothing in it that is both obscene and large enough to be visible. 🙂

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It’s a goatse sorta thing.

Now, if only I could find the biphallic version.. [chuckle] 🙂

Update: Now with a working picture.

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This is along the same lines as the link to a photo of Your Mother that I posted earlier.

But kinda slightly more sickening. Your boss really won’t need to see this. 🙂

Side by side pictures of the model and the photographer in the same pose. Not safe for work.

The astronaut of the internet..? I don’t know.

I can see half of a testicle, so that probably means it’s not safe for work. 🙂

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Here’s a picture of your mother. She’s too sexy for work, so wait until you get home to have a look at her. 🙂

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I know how much you guys reading my blog love this sorta stuff. 🙂

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Seriously, not safe for work. Not safe for home.

If you think the main link is bad, try this or this or this.

Better yet, don’t try any of them at all.

`For some serious entertainment use the X-rated ring toss. The small 2 inch long .75 inch diameter silicone butt plug goes in their rear while others throw the the yellow rings at the anal stick. The one with the most ringers wins! Comes with 3 rings and anal plug with stick. Sounds like fun for the whole party.’

Labelling it “not safe for work” is probably redundant, given the title and description. 🙂

I’ll just say it’s not safe for work and leave it at that. 🙂

Best viewed with sound on.

`A speculum was inserted into my arsehole, and expanded. This then allowed the sphincter to be opened so that the needle could be inserted for the piercing. As I was used to relaxing my sphincter muscle, the process of expanding the speculum was a not unpleasant experience, and I experienced no problems. The placement needed to be discussed, and we decided that it would go through the outer sphincter, as this would help to prevent “leakage” once the ring was inserted. I decided that I wanted it in the area by the base of my spine. There was no specific reason why I wanted it there, as it can be placed in either location.’

..with pictures.

It’s funny because her dad is president of America. And he’s a fucktard.

[a cross between a fuckwit and a retard, you know]

Not safe for work.

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‘The waters comin’ through me fucken ceiling, you fucken arseholes!’

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