moonbuggy

‘Test your own logic – complete our online test below to get your ranking. Read the following premises, and then specify whether or not the arguments are valid or invalid. Then press the “submit” button to get your results.’

14/15 for me.

Apparently, if 24 children attack me, they’re in trouble.

The 25th may just kill me. 🙂

‘Your spirit animal is the Grizzly Bear. No other spirit animal matches it’s size and strength. This creature is among the noblest and most respectable, and you are truly fortunate. It is both fearsome and awesome to behold. It will serve you well, and shows that you have a deeper understanding than most. It is quite rare indeed to have a Grizzly as a spirit animal!’

That means I can bite your face off with my spirit. Better watch out.

A quick little quiz to test your knowledge.

It’s not that hard. I managed to get 100%.. 🙂

My dead body is worth $4340. Hooray, I’m rich.

I’m nerdier than 90% of the population. Ha.

‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and today it is also in the click of your mouse. Consider the key key aspects of nipple appearance, nipple projection and areola size, and then cast your vote for the perfect nipple. It’s simple to do, click on the square with your favorite nipple then click “cast your vote”. If you enter your email address you can also receive our popular cosmetic surgery newsletter.’

‘As you know, many women are getting their vaginas surgically enhanced (designer vaginas) to make them prettier and more feminine. Can you distinguish which female genitals designer vaginas and which are natural?’

`Test your pop culture literacy by trying to guess which are the hoax photos (i.e. those that have been manipulated in some way) and which are real.

For each image, click either HOAX or REAL to begin scoring the test. When you’re done, click the box at the bottom of the page to see your score.’

I got 10 out of 10 for the first test, didn’t do the others because I’m lazy. Can’t fool me. 🙂

I’m 72% open minded, apparently..

`You are a very open minded person, but you’re also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. [etc..]’

So, hooray I s’pose. Because the internet always knows. [shrug] 🙂

Guess how old people are from a photo.

I guessed some topless 52 year old woman was 30 and now I feel awful. 🙂

A little quiz to see how you’d survive various situations.

I think I got 10 out of 17, which means I can survive the world pretty well but I’m likely to end up with serious injuries along the way. 🙂

`Ever see a guy at work or school who sends off creepy vibes, and you say to yourself “man, I know that guy rapes children”? Some mental health doctors claim that there’s no way to tell a pedophile apart from anyone else just by looks alone. Wrong. I scoured the FBI’s most wanted list and found some examples that confirmed my theory. Here’s what to look for [..]

On the left is Mark David Keller, wanted for paying young homeless boys for sex. Notice the telltale sign of a man who has a penchant for boy ass: the pedophile-smile or “pedosmile.” It’s part smirk, part grin, and all molester. It’s like he’s having a two-for-one sale on rape, no refunds or exchanges. On the right is John Henry Ramirez, wanted for plain old capital murder. Notice the cold gaze, and no smile. Definitely not a child molester. Probably. Here’s a chance to test your pedometer. Take this quiz to see if you can spot the pedophiles. Choose “yes” or “no” for each suspect; you will be graded at the end.’

Well, I got 12/19 (63.2%) which is better than the average of 53.3%. So there you go.. I’m safer than the average person from pedophiles. 🙂

`You have to work out what the letters mean.’

Looks like fun. Haven’t done it yet, but I’ll give it a go later on when I have some time.

`It’s a gathering of movie stills, from some of our all time favorites. They are all over the place – from comedies to serious drama, from the late 1970s to 2005, from American to Japanese, to Japanese remade American to French…

If you do manage to solve them all you are officially a movie nerd.

We’re not joking. You’re a geek. Seriously, solving the whole thing should be near impossible as there are some really tricky ones, so if you manage, do send us a mail – we’d be sure to mail you back our annual “Wow, We’re Impressed” award.

This concludes our trying to be funny and sucking at it part. Scroll down for instructions and the actual quiz.’

I got 16/30 pretty easily. Couldn’t be fucked thinking too hard for the rest. I vaguely recognize a few more but can’t put a name to the image. Fun. 🙂

I got 80% right, 400 points. Hooray for me. 🙂

I’m too straight apparently. Only 36% gay.

‘You are… an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being “nonreligious,” atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.’

I am also 67% satanist, 67% buddist and 50% pagan. Hooray for me. 🙂

`Sure, Tom’s not gay, but see if you can tell which one of these movies stars Tom Cruise and which one is a gay porn movie. It’s harder than it should be.’