`Students at a secondary school in Sprockhoevel can choose to use the old toilets for free or pay 10 cents to use a new luxury toilet with marble wash basins. [..]
[Some politician] described the toilet toll as “heartless” and said: “Second-class peeing should not be allowed.”‘
‘A girl of seven found the words “Fuck off and die” on her Disney computer game.
Beki Stewart pointed out the “naughty word” to dad Mark on the opening credits of Monsters, Inc – based on the hit kids’ film. [..]
Mark said: “I am disgusted. This was their big Christmas present. Beki was playing and said, ‘Daddy, there is a swear word.’ I said there couldn’t be because it was a Monsters, Inc game.’
‘Come and join us in exploring the culinary value of semen! Share recipes, try new things and have fun! We have 279 registered users on the forum and we hope that you will join too! The site is open to everyone and free to use – it only takes a few seconds to register. So go ahead, shake off any inhibitions and join us in the excitement of Cooking With Cum!’
‘A radio talk show host drew criticism Thursday after calling Condoleezza Rice an “Aunt Jemima” and saying she isn�t competent to be secretary of state. [..]
[the host], who is white, also referred to Powell as an “Uncle Tom” — a contemptuous term for a black whose behavior toward whites is regarded as fawning or servile. [..]
He said he was planning a giveaway on Friday’s show of Aunt Jemima pancake mix and syrup. “I will apologize to Aunt Jemima,” he said.’
‘Town officials have restored a woman’s business license weeks after accusing her of trying to sell a sex toy – a vibrating yellow-ducky sponge – at a flea market. [..]
Town officials had threatened to cite Williams for violating the sexually oriented business ordinance after she set up a table at the flea market last month, but they could find no witnesses who would testify to seeing her display.’
follow-up to Woman Accused Of Selling Vibrator Disguised As Duck.
‘So you’ve got two penises – all guys should be so lucky. Life is good. Or so the other guys think. But being biphallic – i.e., having two cocks – isn’t a piece of cake. You never have a free hand when jacking off. You go through condoms and lube twice as fast. And you have to take twice as much Viagra to get them up.’
‘A mob in northeast Nigeria has beaten a government official to death after he was accused of causing a man’s penis to disappear, police said on Wednesday.’
`On the newly-released “Girls on Bulls” DVD, 18 topless girls participate in a “bull riding competition,” where the girls move on to the next round by having the “sexiest ride.”
DVD spokesman Miles Lucas says it “definitely gets a little wild” during the girls’ nearly 3-minute rides as whip cream, squirt guns and lots of making out are employed by the college-aged girls to win the $1,000 cash prize.’
‘A man who believed he was a pirate at sea when he was actually a prisoner in the Dunedin police cells has been admitted to Dunedin Hospital after his drug-induced pyschosis failed to wear off. [..]
Police inquiries have revealed that on Saturday the man drank the juice of a garden plant [containing mescalin]’
followup to Naked ‘Pirate’ arrested in NZ.
`A Sabine Parish man is accused of fowl play, authorities said.
Timothy Garner, 35, of the Florien area is suspected of having sex with a chicken. [..]
After being brought in for questioning [some policeman] said Garner admitted to having sex with the animal.
He also told investigators that it was not his first time in the chicken yard, police said.’
‘Complaints by feminist groups have forced Bangkok authorities to replace signs that called on women but not men to remain chaste on city buses where Thai youths are known to have sex, an official said.
Rights groups were up in arms this week over the authority’s previous notices on buses calling for female riders to “reserve themselves”. [..]
According to the official the new signs read: “Guard your heart, protect your body. Both women and men, preserve your culture.”‘
followup to Bangkok students urged: No sex on buses.
‘Young passengers on Bangkok city buses are being asked not to have sex during the commute. [..]
‘I have interviewed bus conductors and passengers and they confirm the study that students are having sex, especially on the air-conditioned route 12,’ said Mr Virat Chokkatiwat, an MTA director.’
‘A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose. [..]
The man was naked when found at the park, but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes. Neighbors had seen him playing with the dog earlier in the day.
Arbogast said investigators do not know why the man was naked, and remain uncertain about some circumstances surrounding the attack.’
also here:
‘Albuquerque police and animal control officers canvassed the area Monday evening and Tuesday morning looking for the dog and some of the man’s body parts.’
`This week pool boy Juan from Thailand crafts a serviceable vagina from a succulent fruit of the gourd family!’
with pictures.
`WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.’
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