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Saturday, June 2, 2007

 

Man Suing City For Sexual Harassment, Wrongful Termination

‘There are shocking allegations against a Palm Bay city supervisor. A former employee said she was constantly flashing and using sexually explicit language in front of workers. He said, when he complained, he was fired and is now suing.

It’s unusual for a man to file a sexual harassment suit against a female. Usually, it’s the other way around. But the man who used to work with her said his boss was so vulgar and inappropriate, he had to take action

Boxes are filled with evidence backing Tom Rolfe’s sexual harassment case against the city of Palm Bay. He worked for the city as a meter reader for four years and said he was fired when he complained about his supervisor, Donna Elliot.

“She just dropped her pants, bent over and showed everybody everything,” Rolfe said.’


Monday, May 21, 2007

 

Armed police raid home after mistaking Lara Croft dummy for gunman

‘When police spotted a gun-wielding suspect lurking in the shadows of a suburban front room, their response was swift.

Armed officers burst into the house, shouted at the owner to lie on the floor, and ordered him to surrender his weapon.

But efficiency turned to embarrassment when the “gunman” turned out to be a life-sized model of the video game character Lara Croft, complete with trademark outsized pistols.’


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Keeping College Freshmen’s Minds Off Sex Is Truly Impossible

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

 

Nudist camps reach out to the young and buff

‘Here’s the naked truth about nude recreation: The people who practice it aren’t getting any younger.

To draw 20- and 30-somethings, nudist groups and camps are trying everything from deep discounts on membership fees to a young ambassador program that encourages college and graduate students to talk to their peers about having fun in the buff.

“We don’t want the place to turn into a gated assisted living facility,” said Gordon Adams, membership director at Solair Recreation League, a nudist camp in northeastern Connecticut that recently invited students from dozens of New England schools to a college day in hopes of piquing their interest.

The median age is 55 at Solair, where a yearly membership is $500 for people older than 40, $300 for people younger than 40 and $150 for college students.’


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Thursday, May 10, 2007

 

Did You Just Check Her Out?

‘When you are walking through the park with your wife and newborn baby you must be very careful and subtle when you check out other women who pass by. Follow this guys lead and youll never get caught.’

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Monday, April 30, 2007

 

A pugilist instructional manual

‘Impressed with the underappreciated genre of the instructional photograph, the following images collect the essential gestures of the boxer’s practice. The female nude recontextualizes the perception of these potentially violent actions into an aesthetic convention of expected beauty.’


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Thursday, April 19, 2007

 

Ring The Bell

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Thursday, March 1, 2007

 

PE Teacher Show Tits, Keeps Job

‘Parents are furious a PE mistress is being allowed to carry on teaching their kids despite posing topless on the internet.

Former England netball player Louise Crolla, 26, exposes her enhanced 32DD boobs and offers to do ‘fetish’ work on the modelling agency website.

But her headmaster will not sack her from her £30,000 supply job. [..]

He told the News of the World: “Miss Crolla is a capable and fully qualified teacher. She has passed all the relevant checks, teachers have to go through.

“On that basis at this time, she can continue to work here.”‘


Thursday, January 25, 2007

 

Kelly Osbourne Will Not Be In Playboy

`Hugh Hefner says that Kelly Osbourne will not be gracing the pages of Playboy. Osboune said recently that she would like to pose naked in the magazine but only if she had some help from photoshop, saying, “I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.” But now Hefner confirms what was already known, namely that not even the artists at Playboy can trick people into thinking Kelly Osbourne was anything other than hee-dious. Hef says:

“I can’t see it happening somehow – we don’t airbrush to that extent.”‘


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Monday, January 8, 2007

 

Naked Girl Skatebording

‘Oh.. Dude..’

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Monday, July 31, 2006

 

Gibson’s Anti-Semitic Tirade

`Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, “You mother fuckerr. I’m going to fuck you.” The report also says “Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.”

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: “Fucking Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?”

The deputy became alarmed as Gibson’s tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, “What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?”‘

followup to Gibson sorry for conduct during DUI arrest.


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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

 

Emily Stern Kabbalah

‘God.. in my tits! My tits inside God! My tits are God-ly, my tits are God!’

I have no fucken idea what this is about, but I do know that it’s crazy. Seems to be something to do with Madonna.

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Sunday, October 2, 2005

 

Women Have To Stop Starving Themselves Past The Point Of Hotness

`Avoiding eating in order to improve your appearance is part of being a woman, and it’s natural for a woman to devote all of her time to achieving a figure pleasing to the male eye. While there are many ways to get hot, one of the simplest, fastest, and most effective is through self-starvation. However, anorexia, like all things, is best used in moderation. For example, you should never get so thin that you lose your tits. [..]

It’s like I told my ex-girlfriend Lisa: Feminine fragility is a plus, but if I actually snap your arm while having sex with you, you’ve gone too far. A woman should have a pleasingly light, impossibly fragile appearance, much like a piece of fine china, but if her body has begun digesting the calcium in its bones to sustain its necessary functions, there is a good chance she has starved herself beyond the point where I would even want to have sex with her at all.’


Tuesday, July 26, 2005

 

Internaut

The astronaut of the internet..? I don’t know.

I can see half of a testicle, so that probably means it’s not safe for work. 🙂

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