`A Cook County jury on Tuesday awarded an Illinois-record $5 million judgment in a medical malpractice suit to an Arizona couple for the loss of the woman’s vagina, according to a release from the plaintiffs’ attorneys.
The suit alleged that on May 5, 2000, Dr. Taek Kim unnecessarily placed a synthetic suburethral sling during a hysterectomy and repair of a cystocele on the plaintiff. Eventually, the sling eroded into the plaintiff’s vagina, resulting in chronic infection, pain and discharge, according to the release from the law firm of Taxman & Hurst. The scar tissue and foreshortening led to the eventual loss of the woman’s vagina, the suit claimed.’
Do you have an opinion on bilingualism in Canada? This woman does.
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`Chloe who plays one of the wifes in HBO’s new show ‘Big Love’ appeared in this nude photoshoot.’
Not in a language I can read, but the pictures speak for themselves, I suppose.
`Yeast, because it has been used for millennia, carries a great amount of symbolic weight. As a key ingredient to basic sustenance like bread and beer, yeast is an age-old, familiar and very powerful medium to work with. Food, and our complex relationship with it, is mythical; when we eat and drink, human happiness and sorrow, love and hate, heaven and hell are simultaneously displayed and represented. If beer is food, and food is life itself, then beer too is life itself.
Experimentation with these historic staple foods, in combination with my own body, helps to build a new artistic dimension: understanding through taste. To experience an art piece through taste is a two-pronged experience. The viewer has to make a simple decision – to ingest it or not. From this primal question new questions quickly arise: Is it socially acceptable to drink beer that includes even a trace amount of vaginal yeast? Is it natural? Is it kinky? Can a man drinking this beer still be macho? Why does it make such a difference when it comes to the human body?’
`Twart (portmanteau of ‘twat’ and ‘art’) n.
Early 21st century art movement using female genitalia for creative activity, eps. painting and drawing, resulting in visual representation, inspired by modern feminist culture, Amsterdam’s red light district and the surrealist work of Picasso, Miro and Masson’
Or, as I understand it, sticking a paint brush in your cunt and painting with it.
You saw the shots from the front here: Britney Spears gets birthing monument
And now, heres the bits you really want to see.
It’s art, so it has to be safe for work. Maybe. 🙂
see it here »
`Victoria Lundy, 41, in custody in Chillicothe, Ohio, in January for a barroom shooting, apparently smuggled her gun into the jail at the time of her arrest by putting it inside her vagina. A shot was fired in a holding cell, and according to a fellow prisoner interviewed by the Chillicothe Gazette, the gun had gone off when Lundy sat down on a bench in the cell. (No one was hit.)’
Partway down the page.
`The Pleasure Periscope is a vibrator and a periscope! Enter into the anus or vagina and watch what’s inside from a 1-inch square window. The rounded clear plastic tip lights up. The 1-inch shaft is hollow with a mirror inside its base. Insertable to about 4.5 inches. It has separate on/off switches for both the vibrator and the light, so you can use either one independently of the other. Total height 8.5 inches.
Uses 2 AA batteries (not included).’
`I think everyone needs one. They have several uses. The obvious reason is to call your lover. Male or female, either come and get it, or bring it here. Call an exotic dancer to your table. Get the bartenders attention to get another drink, blow it at idiot drivers, give it to your best friend, give one to everyone at a bachelor or bachelorette party and then hit the town blowing your whistle. The uses are endless, I’m sure you can think of some. Mostly they are fun and I am the only person in the world making them. You can collect them, each one is different.’
This is fucking dirty.
And by dirty I mean not safe for work.
`A Houston police officer has been reinstated even though authorities said he embarrassed the department by passing along nude pictures of a woman he arrested, KPRC Local 2 reported on Monday.
A civil service arbitrator ordered Officer George Miller reinstated Friday after serving an eight-month suspension without pay.’
`When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.
When i got done with tito’s mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.‘
`FemTone Vaginal Weights are weights that are used during Kegel exercises. FemTone Vaginal Weights are a set of five reusable, tampon-like, sterile cones of identical size and shape but of increasing weight.
FemTone weights when used during Kegel exercises (contracting the pelvic floor muscles) have been found to strengthen the pelvic floor and may improve urinary continence. Many women who utilize Vaginal Weights see marked results in trying to overcome incontinence. The FemTone Vaginal Weights are market leaders in this category. [..]
Please note that due to the nature of this product it is not returnable.’
`A sex assault trial that hung on claims of a large penis was turned into a “cheap joke” by media coverage, a superior court judge said yesterday as she found the accused guilty.
Justice Margaret Eberhard said she was disturbed after receiving calls “from afar” and was ribbed numerous times over the trial in which a man claimed he could not be guilty of rape because his penis is too big. [..]
A 22-year-old student, who can’t be identified, claimed his penis is too big to insert into an average vagina without special preparation or it causes bleeding and scarring.
A urologist brought to court a plastic model that depicted the size of the member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches long and 6 1/2 inches in girth.’
Followup to Penis size used as defence in trial.
`She’s one in a million. Well, technically, I guess she’s sort of two in a million. That is, she has two vaginas, two uteruses and two cervixes.
On the other hand, J’s uterus didelphys – the technical name for her matching lady bits – is, according to one of the many gynecologists who’ve poked around down there over the years, literally one in a million. In and around there, anyway.
“It’s really, really rare,” J proudly explains. “There are more cases of women having just two wombs or just two vaginas or two cervixes, but I’ve got the whole kit times two.”
Well, except the clitoris.
“Are you kidding?” laughs J. “If I had two clits, I’d never leave the house!”‘
`A fortysomething man in overalls sings about proper terminilogy for your anatomy. You don’t often see a song played on a miniature guitar that contains the word “vulva”.
This clip originally appeared in the 1984 video Strong Kids, Safe Kids, starring Henry Winkler.’
[sings] Our anus is a useful thing indeed, the anus gives relief in times of need..
I’ve blogged this before. But this version has funky music to go along with it.
Not safe for work. Unless your boss is particularly loose, I s’pose.
see it here »
`Dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it’s designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect. [..]
“It can remain in the vagina for a long time without destroying the vagina’s chemical balance,” the company adds. “Daily use of this product can help maintain genital hygiene and prevent infection by pathogens”.’
‘A Superior Court judge must decide whether to believe a 21-year-old accused who says he could not have committed a sexual assault because his penis is too big. [..]
Earlier in the trial, which has been in and out of court for months, a urologist testified that Beutling’s penis is in the top 5% range for size in comparison to the doctor’s other patients. [..]
The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused’s member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth.
He said a woman who has not given birth might have discomfort or tearing if she had intercourse with a penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused.’
`The Mooncup is a reusable menstrual cup around two inches long and made from soft silicone rubber. It is worn internally like a tampon but collects menstrual fluid rather than absorbing. Unlike tampons the Mooncup is not a disposable product, so you only need to buy one.
The Mooncup will hold 30ml of fluid, which is roughly one third of the average total produced each period. A light seal is formed with your vaginal walls allowing your menstrual fluid to pass into the Mooncup without leakage or odour. You will probably find that you need to empty your Mooncup less frequently than you currently replace towels or tampons.’
`Let’s face it: being a dedicated gamer can be lonely. Sure, you have your Everquest clan or your Quake buddies, but communing with fellow gaming geeks doesn’t fulfill certain…needs. At the same time, it’s hard to tear yourself away from the computer long enough to chase tail and engage in archaic but obligatory mating rituals. Now you don’t have to leave your true love behind. In fact, you and your PC are about to get closer…much, much closer.
We created this case mod to give the truly hard-core gamer an appropriate outlet. Do you love your computer? Really, really love your computer? Now you can satisfy your passion for PCs and your passion for pussy at the same time. How’s that for added functionality?’
‘I’m selling a photo of my mom naked because she’s fuckin pissing me off. I’ll take the photo once the bids have finished. I’ll probably only get like 5 bucks but at least that’s gonna get me a beer and some pokies at the local pub.
If you wanna know what she looks like young Mother Teresa. I’m not putting her photo up on this page cause I’ll get in the shit, so when you get it you gotta promise to keep it to yourself or something.
I take no responsibility if you die when you see her.
I’ll probably take it when shes like getting outta the shower, I’m movin to England so what do I care.’
`A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers? One most effictive way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene as provided by vaginal douches with a scientifically correct preparation like “Lysol.”‘
`Men have been mad about the erotically seductive scent of the vagina since time immemorial. Now you can have it anywhere, anytime – with the authentically natural vaginal fragrance VULVA Original, the sensual accelerator.’
Side by side pictures of the model and the photographer in the same pose. Not safe for work.
`The cone shaped nostril inserts were designed to allow one size to fit all. The slider provides a snug fit. The clitoral stimulator, with natural head movement, excites the receiver, in addition to the oral arousal. In short, it doubles the pleasure, and doubles the fun! With The Pussy Snorkel you won’t miss a lick!
WARNING: USPSA* Surgeon General has determined that continuous use of The Pussy Snorkel will cause multiple orgasms, which could result in temporary loss of energy. ‘
Here’s a picture of your mother. She’s too sexy for work, so wait until you get home to have a look at her. 🙂
see it here »
Hmm.. Attractive. 🙂
I’m sure this is being modelled by one of my colleagues mothers. You know who you are. 🙂
