moonbuggy

Relatively large, but it is absolutely hilarious.

Worth the download. 🙂

(7.5meg .wmv)

It’s funny because her dad is president of America. And he’s a fucktard.

[a cross between a fuckwit and a retard, you know]

`41. The Elephant
Walk around the office with your pockets out and your cock dangling from your open zipper. When confronted, make an elephant noise and then chase them around screaming, “STAMPEDE” and laughing hysterically. [..]

29. The Skeptic
Anytime you are in a meeting, raise your hand and and ask your boss, “What makes you so smart?” or “How’d you figure that Einstein?” or “You come up with that all by yourself, champ?” [..]

24. The Birthday Dick
For your boss’ birthday get him a cake that reads, “Happy Birthday Dick.” Explain that it was a mix up at the bakery. Then write “Happy Birthday Dick” on his card.

If his name is actually Dick, get a cake that says, “Happy Birthday Vagina.”‘

`For those that love to worship feet! Kaylani’s foot has long slender toes with ruby red nails. The best part is that it has a tight ribbed pussy in the heel of the shoe.’

Amusing clip from some game show.

(4.3meg shockwave)

`Semen makes you happy. That’s the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don’t.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.’

`Imagine steaming hot porn, so gooey delicious you can’t get enough. Makes your mouth water, right? Well, you too can create sexy baked goods like these. [..]

Follow our step-by-step recipes to bake your own porn creations, whether you want to chow down on a penis pretzel or lick your way into a vagina danish, we’ve got you covered.

And, remember, yeast is cheaper than Viagra.’

‘Look at each image. Click the circles to select female or shemale.’

‘The Vee-String Vagina with bladder is designed to fulfill the feminine illusion. To do this, it has an inner funneling pocket for the penis. On the interior of the vagina there is a urethra opening, making it anatomically correct.’

Conversely: Urinating P-String Penis

`This week pool boy Juan from Thailand crafts a serviceable vagina from a succulent fruit of the gourd family!’

with pictures.