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Thursday, April 19, 2007

 

Killer’s manifesto: ‘You forced me into a corner’

‘Cho Seung-Hui said Monday’s massacre on the Virginia Tech campus could have been avoided and said “you forced me into a corner,” in a videotaped message he mailed to NBC News.

NBC News reported that Cho mailed the package at 9:01 a.m. Monday — during the two hours between the shootings at the West Ambler Johnston Hall dormitory and Norris Hall, which left 33 people dead, including Cho, who took his own life.

“You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today,” Cho said in one of the videos that aired Wednesday night on NBC. “But you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.”‘

followup to: Viginia Tech School Shootings.

(3.7meg Windows media and 7.0meg asf)

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Female Officer Can’t Handle Dirt Bike

(1.9meg avi)

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Branch Cutting Accident

‘These guys who call themselves The Swedicks came up with the brilliant idea to saw off a branch of a tree while sitting on said branch. The results are pretty much as expected.’

(2.1meg Windows media)

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

 

Smart Animals

(3.7meg Windows media)

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Arnold Gets Angry

You won’t like Arnold when he’s angry.

(14.7meg Windows media)

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

 

Happy Mondays – 24 Hour Party People

You’ve been running around the racetrack. Put that mother to bed.

(10.1meg Flash video)

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Brazilian Jumping Fish

(6.4meg avi)

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Carpet Cleaner Can Explodes

What happens when you hit an aerosol can with a shovel?

(2.2meg Windows media)

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Reporter With A Bee Up Her Skirt

Ouch. 🙂

(5.6meg avi)

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Monday, April 16, 2007

 

Milking An Elephant

The trick is to punch it in the prostate.

(4.6meg Flash video)

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Pass Out Playing Pool

‘This guy had a little too much too drink while playing some pool with a couple buddies. As he sizes up a shot he goes to lean on the side of the table and its lights out for the night.’

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Water Gushes Onto Highway

‘In the middle of the night a manhole erupts gushing millions of gallons of water onto the highway.’

(5.8meg Windows media)

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

 

The Sugarhill Gang – Rapper’s Delight

ya see i’m six foot one and i’m tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali
and i dress so viciously

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Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five – The Message

Crazy lady, living in a bag. Eating out of garbage pails, used to be a fag-hag.

It’s like a jungle sometimes.

(14.6 and 17.4meg Flash videos)

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Saturday, April 14, 2007

 

Sex Advice From A Sexpert

‘Having trouble with the ladies? Well Eugene the sexpert has some very useful advice that should improve your chances right away.’

(8.4meg Windows media)

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How To Do The Belt Flip

This is a pretty cool trick.

My belt is broken, but as soon as I buy a new one, I’ll give it a try. Fun. 🙂

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Japanese Air Sex

‘In the past anyone who didnt have musical talent could release their creative juices by playing Air Guitar, well why cant the same be true for people who have never had sex? Thats why Air Sex is sweeping Japan as the latest craze.’

(11.0meg Windows media)

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Bill Dance Fishing Outtakes

This is more brilliance from Bill Dance, who you may remember from: Bill Dance Fishing Illustrated

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Disco Dancing Hitler

(640kB Flash video)

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Monday, April 9, 2007

 

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..

(1.8meg Windows media)

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When Bells Attack

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Sunday, April 8, 2007

 

Crane Accident

‘Watch as the crane hits some power lines and eventually falls over because of the weight of what it was moving.’

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Saturday, April 7, 2007

 

Amy Adams Is A Clever Girl

‘Nine young adults face criminal charges Wednesday night after breaking into a group of buildings owned by video game mogul Richard Garriott.

The suspects were identified because of pictures on a digital camera that was left at the crime scene.’

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Video Mashup: Dark Side of Oz!

‘You’ve heard the legend: Cue up Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz, and trippiness ensues. Now we’ve set it up so you can judge for yourself.

Watch the four creepiest sync-ups, right now!’

I like number 3.


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Dancing Flash Mob 4,000 Strong Scares Commuters

‘More than 4,000 clubbers danced through the rush hour at Victoria station in Britain’s biggest flash mob stunt.

Revellers responded to e-bulletins urging them to “dance like you’ve never danced before” at 6.53pm.

There were knowing looks and giggles among the casually dressed crowd that gathered from 6.30pm, wearing earphones.

A deafening 10-second countdown startled station staff and commuters before the concourse erupted in whoops and cheers. MP3 players and iPods emerged and the crowd danced wildly to their soundtracks in silence – for two hours.’

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Cow Eats Baby Chicken

(2.8meg Windows media)

followup to Indian cow eats more chicken.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007

 

Balls of Steel – Militant Black Guy

Balls of Steel always make me laugh.

(9.3meg Flash video)

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Some Jazz

I plan to put some old Preservation Hall Jazz Band stuff up when I can find some too. And possibly some more Kurt Weill/Bertolt Brecht things too.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

 

Awful Indian Movie Horse Stunt

aka Super Horse Saves The Day

(944kB Windows media)

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Sad Kermit – Hurt

‘The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting..’

Johnny Cash does a good version of it too. 🙂

(10.8 and 9.3meg Flash videos)

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