moonbuggy

Apparently you can squeeze some out of elephant shit.

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This is one of those candid camera type shows. In this case, they’ve tricked some girl into thinking she has a stalker, then locked her in a garage with a naked man and filmed the whole thing.

At one point the narrator uses the phrase “She may be scarred for life, but only mentally”.. [shrug] 🙂

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`A woman set herself on fire in the elevator of a downtown hotel this morning, according to the Seattle Fire Department.

The woman, who hasn’t been identified, suffered burns to 60 percent of her body and was taken to Harborview Medical Center, said Seattle fire spokeswoman Sue Stangl. The woman had been a guest at the Marriott-Waterfront.’

This boy has some sorta magical bionic joints, or something. [shrug]

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`Carlos nonchalantly asks whether his drink was made with whole or skim milk. He takes a moment to slurp on his grande Caffe Mocha in a crowded Starbucks, and then he gets back to explaining how much he wants HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. His eyes light up as he says that the actual moment of transmission, the instant he gets HIV, will be “the most erotic thing I can imagine.” He seems like a typical thirty-two-year-old man, but, in fact, he has a secret life. Carlos is chasing the bug.’

`The Colorado Springs Gazette reported that Gregory Lynn Burr, 28, is accused of regularly hitting players in the groin, exposing them to pornography, and pouring water on them when the weather was cold. [..]

The paper reported that one boy had scrotal surgery for an injury he attributed to the coach’s strikes. Police said other students said the strikes to the testicles were “the kind of hits that made you lay down” or “made you stop for a minute to catch your breath,” according to the Gazette. [..]

One student said Burr would ask the boys what the capital of Thailand was and when they would answer, “Bangkok,” he would hit their groin area.’

‘As Mariana Todorova stares at the ugly scar running down her side, her eyes fill with tears.

It is an agonising reminder of how organ traders tricked her into selling her kidney.

Now Mariana is ill and ashamed at being conned into losing her organ for just £689. [..]

Last night Mariana, 27, said: “I wanted to buy a home and clothes for my two children. All I got was a colour TV. We have nothing. I was desperate but I was tricked. [..]

“Every day I look down at the eight-inch scar and I�m reminded I sold my kidney. I have cried and cried with frustration.” [..]

Mariana is one of an ever-growing number of victims preyed on by organ traders who are selling body parts to the wealthy.’

‘A man under arrest for dismembering the body of his sister sliced off her hair and breasts in an apparent attempt to hide his victim’s gender, said police.

Yuki Muto, 21, from Tokyo’s Shibuya-ku, told officers that he disposed of the breasts by putting them in the garbage disposal in his kitchen sink.

Muto is under arrest for slicing the body of his 20-year-old sister Azumi into more than 10 separate parts, mostly at the joints. He put the other body parts into four plastic bags and hid them in his room.’

More here: Man admits to brutal murder of sister in Tokyo

I don’t know if there should be a comma in there or not. “If you see her, run” is just as valid a title. 🙂

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‘Professional man giving a power point presentation had a technological miss-hap which showed one of his particular fetishes.’

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That he finds dead on the plains. Without bothering to cook it. After he scares some vultures off.

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‘The deputy is on paid leave.’

Heh.

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‘An Australian family mortgages their house to pay for their frumpy daughter’s plastic surgery. She goes from swamp donkey to a smokin hot after several surgeries. Too bad there’s no surgery to remove awful accents.’

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`A Gilbert man who rummaged through a Mesa family’s drawers and took a pair of their daughter’s underwear Wednesday night also introduced himself to the residents and gave them drugs and drug paraphernalia, police records show. [..]

The residents saw Burford take a pair of their daughter’s underwear from a dresser and place it in his pocket before he left the house through the front door and met them in their driveway, records show.

“Burford introduced himself by name to the victims and handed them a clear Tupperware container with a red top containing a glass pipe, lighter and bag of a green leafy substance that later tested positive for marijuana,” police reported.’

`A 17-year-old boy in northeastern China was so disappointed with the looks of a woman he met over the Internet that he hanged himself after seeing her face-to-face, state media reported Friday. [..]

The girl described herself as a beautiful 19-year-old and the pair chatted on the Web for weeks before arranging a December 26 rendezvous in the nearby city of Mudanjiang, in far northeastern Heilongjiang province.

The boy arrived to discover the woman far less attractive than advertised and 10 years older than him, Xinhua said.

The boy immediately returned home, lost his appetite, and four days later hanged himself from a tree.’

Exactly what you expect. 🙂

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`Animated educative film showing a scientific experiment. For three minutes two kids are exposed to ten years of puberty.’

`A 21-year-old woman was hospitalized for intoxication over the weekend after “continually providing wrong answers” during a game of Trivial Pursuit where participants drank alcohol and did drugs when they answered incorrectly. [..]

If a player provided an incorrect answer, that person would take a shot of E&J Brandy and take a “hit” off a cannabis “blunt,” according to the report, which defined a “blunt” as the street name for cannabis rolled up in cigar leaves.

Cooper, 21, who was the yellow piece, continually provided wrong answers, resulting in over intoxication. She was taken to Norwegian-American Hospital where was listed in good condition, the report stated.’

`These goats climb the tree to get at the argo nuts used by moroccans to make oil.’

A guy goes into a porn shop and has a wank in one of those wanking booths. Then he feels guilty about it.

He has a strange way of making amends. 🙂

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`Sacked former New South Wales Aboriginal affairs minister Milton Orkopoulos allegedly invited two high school captains to smoke cannabis with him in his office at state parliament.

Tim Carter, an electrician’s apprentice from Mr Orkopoulos’s then electorate of Swansea, said he was attending a meeting of school captains from across NSW in 2005 when the minister approached him and a female student.

“He took us away pretty much and said: ‘Do you want a joint?’. He said: ‘Do you really want to be at this meeting? You can come up to my office and get room service,” Mr Carter said yesterday.

Mr Orkopoulos then led the two students to his office and rolled a joint, which the minister and Mr Carter smoked. The three then ordered hot chocolate from the Parliament House room service, before Mr Orkopoulos left the students watching television and returned to work.’

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`Three penguins were stabbed and bashed before being killed with a single blow at a Melbourne beach colony.

The remains of two male and one female bird were discovered at the St Kilda breakwater Little Penguin colony just before Christmas.

One of the male penguins also had its left flipper slashed with a knife and one was hit so hard its back was broken.’

Crazy bunny.

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‘Three children have hanged themselves after seeing footage of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein’s execution on television.

10-year-old Sergio Pelico, who hanged himself in Texas, had seen the video of Saddam’s execution and had asked about it before his death, police said today.

“We’re theorising he tried to experiment or mimic the behaviour and it got out of control,” said police captain Thomas Claunch.

Police said the boy apparently went to his room, attached a piece of clothing to a bunk bed and tied it around his neck.’

Followup to Full Saddam Execution Video.

`A 12-year-old special education student in Montour County was charged with disorderly conduct after authorities said she deliberately wet her pants at school.

Her mother told the Press Enterprise it happened because her daughter was frightened by the principal. [..]

Her mother said the girl is terrified of Duckwork and has wet herself during previous confrontations with him. But Danville Police Chief Eric Gill said school officials are at their “wit’s end” with the girl, and they believe her actions were deliberate.’

‘If the husband wants to use beatings to treat his wife, he must never ever do it in front of the children. It must remain between him and her.’

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`The trial began with the taped phone call Arthur Shelton placed to the Taylor police department in Taylor, Michigan, October 18, 2004, at precisely 12:44 AM. Shelton sounded calm and pridefull when he told the dispatcher he had just shot “the devil himself” with a revolver and a shotgun because “he (Hooper) didn’t believe in God.” Shelton told the dispatcher he was “still armed and ready to shoot again in case he moves. I want to make sure he’s gone.” When the dispatcher asked how many times he shot the victim Shelton replied, “hopefully enough.”

Throughout the 15 minute phone call Shelton often repeated, “I’m a Christian and an Eagle Scout and I wouldn’t lie,” and “don’t worry about me, I’m fine, but he’s the devil.” The dispatcher struggled to persuade Shelton to lay down his weapon and go outdoors with his arms raised. Shelton resisted, as he feared Hooper might not be “dead enough”, but eventually complied.’

`The two are thought by police to have each separately come to the defense of Melevea Fifita, 19, of East Palo Alto, and Seu Tuimavave, 21, who were involved in a physical altercation in the 2700 block of Fordham Street around 10:30 p.m. on Friday.

The fight began around 10:30 p.m. and as it escalated, the 17-year-old boy produced a handgun and defended Fifita, while Absalom Tuimavave defended his sister Seu with a shotgun, according to Alipio.

When the men shot at each other, both inadvertently hit the women they were trying to defend, Alipio said, the 17-year-old boy fatally striking Fifita and Tuimavave hitting his sister in the pelvis, Alipio said.’