‘Local lunatic David Thompson complains to Charlotte, NC city council during a community access forum, which is conveniently captured on tape and broadcast live on the local community access channel. There aren’t enough tags to cover his rant against ice in the arena, rogue helicopter pilots, and “terrorist pussies”‘
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`Hi, people.
I have happy news for everyone in Reykjavik (Iceland) needing a shag!! I havent seen them yet with my own eyes but experts in my field (well in seeing elves, Im not sure about their expertese in the sex thing) have spotted a whole lot of elves behind Alþingi (the Icelandic Parliament). They are apparently protesting because a lot of their homes are beeing destroyed, both in the making of Kárahnjúkar power plant and other big buildings. So if you like to do it in public, that is the right place to go, just note that sex in public with an invisible person might look even weirder than just having sex in public.’
`Illusionist David Copperfield is planning to go one better than rival David Blaine by impregnating a woman live onstage.
The magician will carry out the stunt in Germany, without–he insists–even touching the volunteer.
Copperfield tells PageSix.com, “There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. I’m going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex.
“Everybody will be happy about it, but I’m not telling you any more.”‘
`The city council in Black Jack, Mo., has rejected a measure allowing unmarried couples with multiple children to live together. The mayor said those who fall into that category could soon face eviction.
Olivia Shelltrack and Fondrey Loving were denied an occupancy permit after moving into a home in this St. Louis suburb because they have three children and are not married.
The town’s planning and zoning commission proposed a change in the law, but the measure was rejected Tuesday by the city council in a 5-3 vote.’
`Pete Doherty has sunk to a new low of disgusting behaviour.
The Babyshambles singer squirted a syringe-full of his own blood at two MTV News cameramen after injecting heroin in view of the production team.
The camera lens was splattered with Pete’s claret — leaving a horrified crew scared of infection and needing to sterilise thousands of pounds worth of filming equipment.
Doherty’s own bandmate Drew McConnell was so angry with the singer that he stormed off.
It is only a fortnight since The Sun printed pictures of Pete sticking a syringe into a young girl fan’s arm.’
I always find it amusing that no matter how many times I think to myself “I’ll never find anything more offensive than what I’ve just posted” there’s _always_ something worse to find, floating somewhere around on the interwebs.
Still, this time I _really_ think this might be the most awful thing ever.
I don’t recommend anyone watch this video. Especially not at work.
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‘I come in the name of Jesus.. Repeat after me, bitch.. I come in the name of Jesus, by the power of the Holy Spirit, God Almighty. You know, ruler of heaven and earth and every goddamn thing in between. You understand me now?’
Also, he ain’t followin’ whitey’s rules.
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`This season’s creepiest fashion accessory is a live, bejeweled cockroach worn as jewelry – and what better place for roach couture than New York?
“This really reinforces my theory that society is imploding,” cracked Pete Donelan of Princeton, whose meal at a tony wine bar was interrupted by the sight of our live cockroach – Kafka – scurrying up its wearer’s arm.
The giant Madagascar hissing cockroach, which is about three inches long and actually does hiss, is partially covered in brightly colored Swarovski crystals, which are glued to its hard outer shell.’
Leopard man lives alone on a small Scottish island. He has tattoos all over his body and sharpened leopard-like teeth.
Occasionally he paddles his kayak to the mainland to buy some food and have a beer.
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You saw the shots from the front here: Britney Spears gets birthing monument
And now, heres the bits you really want to see.
It’s art, so it has to be safe for work. Maybe. 🙂
`The Pleasure Periscope is a vibrator and a periscope! Enter into the anus or vagina and watch what’s inside from a 1-inch square window. The rounded clear plastic tip lights up. The 1-inch shaft is hollow with a mirror inside its base. Insertable to about 4.5 inches. It has separate on/off switches for both the vibrator and the light, so you can use either one independently of the other. Total height 8.5 inches.
Uses 2 AA batteries (not included).’
‘The fine folks in New York have completely lost their minds and given Britney Spears her own Pro-Life monument at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district. The life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. Gallery co-director Lincoln Capla says, “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision.”‘
This is fucken funny. My girlfriend wonders what it looks like from behind. I kinda wonder the same, but I think I’d rather keep wondering than actually know.
‘A man who neighbors say was devoted to his meticulously kept lawn is charged with murder in the shooting of a 15-year-old boy who apparently walked across his yard.
Charles Martin, 66, of Union Township, near this city about 20 miles east of Cincinnati, shot next-door neighbor Larry Mugrage in the chest with a shotgun around 3:30 p.m. Sunday, police said. The youth was pronounced dead at a hospital. [..]
Martin called 911 on Sunday, saying in a calm voice: “I just killed a kid.”
He also tells the dispatcher: “It’s been going on for five years … I’ve been harassed by him and his parents for five years. Today just blew it up.”‘
Update: now with 911 call audio and video.
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Accurately titled, if not accurately spelt. Safe for work? Have a guess..
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`I think everyone needs one. They have several uses. The obvious reason is to call your lover. Male or female, either come and get it, or bring it here. Call an exotic dancer to your table. Get the bartenders attention to get another drink, blow it at idiot drivers, give it to your best friend, give one to everyone at a bachelor or bachelorette party and then hit the town blowing your whistle. The uses are endless, I’m sure you can think of some. Mostly they are fun and I am the only person in the world making them. You can collect them, each one is different.’
‘This kid can’t wait a few minutes for his computer to warm up. He’s totally freaking out. Calm down kid, internet porn isnt going anywhere.’
Crazy Germans. This kid is gonna choke on his own tongue from screaming so much if he’s not careful.
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It’s not a real dolphin, but it’s still not safe for work. 🙂
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`Those of you fortunate enough to own Final Cut Pro 4.5, or those who promote eclecticism: nested in your FCP application itself is a string that is quite out of the ordinary. [..]
“If we can’t ship this puppy by then, we might as well be herding yaks. I’m glad it’s getting weird again. I didn’t understand it when it wasn’t weird. The C switch statement: Mmmmmm! Chock full of nooses! That would be like crossing the streams or something. Mmmm… Chicago style pizza! I’ve got my blankie, I’m good to go. A lot of this job is mental. “Mostly clockwise, sometimes reverses…” What’s the sound of one luma clamping? I just wanna be in the app! Oh, rough and woeful music which we have! Cause it to sound! The Yak is a delightful creature… rather like a visit with a bovine Confucious Nobody might know anything. I don’t know, somehow it just works. How do you tempt a Yak? [..]”
[..] 10 bucks drugs were involved.’
`Think about the title: Please Kill Me, I’m a Faggot Nigger Jew. That really says it all for this film, it’s a truly amazing work. A man, driven to desperation because of being a despised minority within a despised minority within a despised minority. It must be very hard to deal with such feelings of such hatred, this film shows the raw emotion very clearly. If only every movie were like this.’
‘The Weishampel Exchange was created in 1996 on board of a ship patrolling the coast of California. The act, while disturbing, is catching on like fire through the homosexual and transgendered communities along the West Coast, as well as the DC area.
A Weishampel Exchange is a sexual practice in which two men stand, facing each other. Their phalli are connected by use of a water pipe from urethra to urethra. There are two variations: the traditional Weishampel Exchange refers to the act of one man ejaculating through the pipe, into the recipient’s urethra. Thus “exchanging” semen from the ejaculate traveling down the pipe. The DC Weishampel Exchange is a more recent variation, in which both men simultaneously ejaculate, creating an exciting battle of pressure.’
Update: seems wikipedia took the article away. Good thing I copied the bulk of the text before they did. 🙂 Otherwise this important piece of knowledge would have invariably been lost to the ages..
‘God.. in my tits! My tits inside God! My tits are God-ly, my tits are God!’
I have no fucken idea what this is about, but I do know that it’s crazy. Seems to be something to do with Madonna.
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